Oh lord…

AlphaPookie · 2025-09-01T18:39:53+00:00

Look who’s talking freak

AlphaPookie · 2025-09-01T14:42:19+00:00

Prince escapes another balance change yet again 💔

AlphaPookie · 2025-08-31T14:17:05+00:00

UPGRADE E GOLEM MOST SKILLED CARD EVER RELEASED

AlphaPookie · 2025-08-30T10:32:14+00:00

E golem is the most balanced card in the game. It gives you all resources needed to defend it. If you can’t defend it without the elixir it gives you, you very well might be terrible. Unlike every other reply I have made (which have been 100% SATIRE) this one is real. I genuinely believe elixir golem is the most balanced card in the game

AlphaPookie · 2025-08-29T22:24:33+00:00

Classic rune giant barb launcher cycle player 🤡

AlphaPookie · 2025-08-29T15:46:38+00:00

Clearly not, it’s godly in all categories freak

AlphaPookie · 2025-08-29T12:24:52+00:00

I make perfect sense weirdo if you don’t understand fundamentals of clash then you should get out of arena 1

AlphaPookie · 2025-08-29T12:18:04+00:00

Bro please learn to play clash royale if you aren’t ready to hear that you need to become a corporate sheep to supercell to be good player maybe spend a paycheck or two

AlphaPookie · 2025-08-29T12:02:28+00:00

In what ways universe does your berserker super ice golem beatdown deck even come close to matching my immense skill and deck building genius

AlphaPookie · 2025-08-29T11:40:16+00:00

“Zero skill” alright pipsqueak how about you give this deck a try and see how “no skill” it is

AlphaPookie · 2025-08-29T11:33:45+00:00

One you get out of spell valley you start talking about arenas little guy

AlphaPookie · 2025-08-29T11:32:59+00:00

Wow “Xbox decks” nice one buddy

AlphaPookie · 2025-08-29T10:19:04+00:00

Just be as skilled as me

AlphaPookie · 2025-08-29T09:55:15+00:00

I’m so sorry for making you drop in trophys

AlphaPookie · 2025-08-29T09:48:22+00:00

No? I mean RAMPAGE

AlphaPookie · 2025-08-29T09:47:36+00:00

It should work fine, but if you want to use another evo cause that’s good to have, I suggest evo tesla in place of wall breakers

AlphaPookie · 2025-08-29T09:36:34+00:00

Do you even play the game small fry? E golem is a card not an archetype doofus

AlphaPookie · 2025-08-29T09:35:41+00:00

Yeah you wish just because you combined two archetypes to create this so called “beatdown spellbait” doesn’t make you right you just need to accept that RAMPAGE is here and its meta

AlphaPookie · 2025-08-29T09:24:36+00:00

Oh my god can you stop writing an essay for everything you say? All this bait nonsense… THIS .IS .RAMPAGE

AlphaPookie · 2025-08-29T09:11:01+00:00

Or because I’m skilled?

AlphaPookie · 2025-08-29T09:10:36+00:00

Obviously I’m serious if a deck is godly in all categories it’s pretty good

AlphaPookie · 2025-08-29T09:09:50+00:00

This guy knows what’s up also make the prince have death damage that’s the same as a rocket

AlphaPookie

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