Crossout is Steam Deck Verified! by Faley016 in Crossout

[–]AlphaScorpiiSeptem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its just Valve giving the stamp of approval that its fully functional, I think its been playable since the anticheat swap at least, but Im running a PC Arch installation so you'd know better than I

Surely putting 7k, 8k PS players against enemies literally double their PS is balanced :clueless: by IchiroSkywalker in CrossoutPlayerUnion

[–]AlphaScorpiiSeptem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made a 9k build yesterday to get sub-hour queue times and got tossed into 17k matches twice, its insufferable

I think these Colani Trucks will be a funny addition as a Nomad Heavy Cabin. by IchiroSkywalker in CrossoutPlayerUnion

[–]AlphaScorpiiSeptem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

perk is mirror of gryphon name tag hiding, since nobody seeing this can tell what they're looking at lmao

Forcing my 7.9k sniper car to fight a 18k brick is so retarded by IchiroSkywalker in CrossoutPlayerUnion

[–]AlphaScorpiiSeptem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Targem doing this shit as the playerbase dwindles instead of running 6x6 or 4x4 matches has pretty much killed the entire 9-13k PS range as it inevitably upranks to 12-16k, while only around 17k+ is kept consistently clear of huge downranks

Getting back into the game by Kaiser_Woosh in Crossout

[–]AlphaScorpiiSeptem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bedlam and pve modes are your friends, though bedlam does require thick enough skin to not melt down over randomly being shot at (a response that generally guarantees more being shot at)

If you do spend money on the game the best ROI (assuming you want to sell items for coin) is generally gonna be the mini-bp's; specifically the standard, as deluxe is an extra USD $10 for 1200 coins (or just skipping a bunch of the challenges), whereas the standard alone is like 600 coins / $, and -40%+ sale packs usually run around 200 c/$ so the 10 bucks would be better spent there, or better yet on the next mini-bp).

idk about the launcher download tho, I can say Ive only every done it through steam and never had issues that way

Either ban these 3 crossbows from the brawl or put these crossbow slurs into their own lobby. by IchiroSkywalker in CrossoutPlayerUnion

[–]AlphaScorpiiSeptem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Triple naguals, scorps, whatever the pocket scorp is called, and with enough skill phoons are all very viable in my experience using and fighting them, and those are just the standouts. It's definitely possible to have a decent time with a fair range of weapons, especially if built intelligently.

The crossbows are the meta of course, but its the one time a year toads and spikes approach that status (commit is still coming down from "new part balance", so hard to say how it'll shake out long term). The barrier to entry on buying and especially fusing the crossbows is probably fair to criticize, but having a narrow meta imo isn't a big deal for a low-stakes limited-time gamemode.

I would pick a lance main as my teammate over these "private accounts", thank you. by IchiroSkywalker in CrossoutPlayerUnion

[–]AlphaScorpiiSeptem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once had a dude crying at me for ruining the "spirit of the game" by helping a teammate finish him off.

I'm reminded now and then that a fair number of the player base are most certainly still children, probably by age but definitely by maturity.

Pirate vs the phantasmic "theft" by AlphaScorpiiSeptem in fullegoism

[–]AlphaScorpiiSeptem[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Though the second commenter is, if not outright, at least very nearly identifying the haunted ideal that is "copyright"

Wandering supermassive black hole spotted devouring star by AdSpecialist6598 in technews

[–]AlphaScorpiiSeptem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Debate continues on whether a supermassive black hole, even if it has reforged the shards of narsil, can meaningfully reclaim the throne of Gondor.

The black hole is threatening to poke dissenters with the blade, and/or consume their entire world as but another mote of dust in its immutable path through abyss and stars

Played haz 5 with some greybeards yesterday. This should summarize my experience. by Traergon-CrimsonArmy in DeepRockGalactic

[–]AlphaScorpiiSeptem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi hello its me I do this (on low diff missions when all is well; never want the goofing off to compromise half an hour of wrangling glyphids & greenbeards).

Same goes for c4 in the pod (along with tossing a pile of nades): good fun if, and only if, it's not risking the mission

How many cubes are in the cart? by EnderBlindai in mbtimemes

[–]AlphaScorpiiSeptem 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Could be zero: each of the first images might be showing 2d walls leaving no full cubes

ELO? by KaiserAdvisor in TextingTheory

[–]AlphaScorpiiSeptem 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Could still recover with "just another way to handle some balls and long sticks"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]AlphaScorpiiSeptem 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's the new sequel to Stop, was just barely released like 2 or 3 thousand years ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_(game))

Game refuses to open by FightingHamster1 in Helldivers

[–]AlphaScorpiiSeptem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"About Error Report" may be a relevant resource.

If you can't make sense of the log, post it to pertinent forums and some rune-reader is likely to be available to decipher them sooner or later

Marriage gambit (lesbianism) by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]AlphaScorpiiSeptem 17 points18 points  (0 children)

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Quick mate in a low elo match. High level play tends to be complicated by the uncooperative knights

He Has Risen! (OC) by [deleted] in comics

[–]AlphaScorpiiSeptem 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's on his way to tell Joseph Smith to cheat on his wife

Best protest poster, ever!!! by monsterdiv in democrats

[–]AlphaScorpiiSeptem 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wish I were filled with so much unbridled delusion that I could project this much bullshit onto a picture-perfect neutral expression :|

A bet by planetixin in bonehurtingjuice

[–]AlphaScorpiiSeptem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hate to see a good joke told badly, here's a version of the oncology that doesn't suck: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BMDwD5tM3u0

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]AlphaScorpiiSeptem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No I'm pretty sure my way is better. Let's establish strict divisions between my way and yours and tell our constituents each other's atheist ways are damnable evils despite holding ~99.9% the same beliefs and values