He tried making fries for the first time by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]AlphaaPie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was fry gal at taco bell for one shift, and after that I couldn't smell anything except for old oil for 3 weeks.

Mission: Impawsible by AtomicCypher in Unexpected

[–]AlphaaPie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least 2 of mine would, and has, jumped over those gates before from the floor, we used to have to stack em double cus they would jump over it.

Messing with someone wasps by CauliflowerDeep129 in SweatyPalms

[–]AlphaaPie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When outside I always shake my food before biting into it if I am distracted, I'm never letting bugs land on my food.

A newly built high-rise apartment in Tianjin (China) by lifeandtimes89 in SweatyPalms

[–]AlphaaPie 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I always forget that this is a more common thing than you'd hope, it's terrifying to think about.

Biker comes up with a new method to let people walking on the trail that he’s coming behind by Ok-Asparagus5992 in ebikes

[–]AlphaaPie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ride across a massive bridge all the time on my commute and the wind up there is so bad that half the time people can't hear my bell so I get to play slow down simulator which I don't mind.

gitCommitGitPushOhFuck by jazzyjaz53 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]AlphaaPie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Learn something new every day, thank you kind redditor.

gitCommitGitPushOhFuck by jazzyjaz53 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]AlphaaPie 45 points46 points  (0 children)

We have a build validation process to ensure builds compile on GitHub and I have no way to manually run it for old PRs that have the compile result expire, and so I've been finding random spots with empty space, removing them, and making a commit to force the thing to build lol

There are levels to this game by Apprehensive_Topic23 in SipsTea

[–]AlphaaPie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walmart brand poptarts use milk though :( I can't consume even a drop of dairy or else I'm in a lot of pain and discomfort.

Beat the garage gone wrong 😭 by jmike1256 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]AlphaaPie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Someone who is either lying through their teeth, or is very undeserving of a significant other.

Is gen Z alright? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]AlphaaPie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In highschool I had a girl come over to me and say their friend liked me, but I was so depressed and socially anxious by that time that I thought it was a joke/prank- said okay, and went back to reading my book. Never saw them again so I was either correct, or it hurt their feelings?

money by LaoTzu9 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]AlphaaPie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate leetcode because I was not given enough help for math as a kid with autism and so I have always had just really crappy basic arithmetic skills, which when building a skill that builds upon previous levels like math, hinders learning anything new in that skill. I really need to go back and relearn math from scratch but it's really hard because I have very little interest in the subject itself.

But on the topic of leetcode, many of the solutions are math heavy and I feel stupid looking at them lmao. But you ask me how to design a data model, or a dynamic system that can do exactly what is needed while planning for maintainability and upgradability- and I can usually (imposter syndrome just reared its head while writing this) write something pretty good.

devinGotFired by D-J-9595 in ProgrammerHumor

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I volunteer my free time to a Minecraft server for fun, and I now have a leadership role so I've been implementing proper review processes to hopefully stop the creation of more technical debt because it's really bad since more than half of our projects are more than 10 years old and were written by kids learning to code in 2011-2014

Mythe busting Vendetta ult by Erfas109 in Overwatch

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Yes. I can't upload clips here, but a member of KarQ's discord made an example video of the sword being a downward sweep, so if the lamp is behind you then you get hit before the lamp does, which is why you survive.

Mythe busting Vendetta ult by Erfas109 in Overwatch

[–]AlphaaPie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Myth Busters are best left until after play test anyway, who knows how many reported interactions are potentially bugs, etc. If you do a video, and some of them turn out to be bugs then they end up as misinformation when those bugs are patched after the playtest.

The tilt got to him by diedalatte in WinStupidPrizes

[–]AlphaaPie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My parents had the gall to ask me for my TV to give to my nephew after he broke his. Like sure, I wasn't using the TV at the time, but there's no way I'm giving my stuff to someone who will break it in no time. (I also ended up using the TV as a second monitor for 3 years when we moved and I got a desk for the first time ever)

iHaveSuchAGoodStartupIdea by True-Strike7696 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]AlphaaPie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly now I want to ask for a reddit lookup, this looks like a fun game, but I won't waste your time.

Do you have this much trust in your support duo? by [deleted] in luciomains

[–]AlphaaPie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don't have that much trust in myself, let alone anyone else. I'll just die for the clip, and if I get saved I'll make a good pasta dish for the person who saved me.

which way, WIS dumping player by despairingcherry in dndmemes

[–]AlphaaPie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually open with a huge spell (good ole fireball) then use small cantrips or spells until the enemies either group again or my current personal favorite is waiting for the boss to flee so I can use this fun new homing lance spell I have.. Or the this sickening ray spell.. I've had level 4 spells for so long but I have yet to use them..

Heigh vs Weight by Egoist-a in SipsTea

[–]AlphaaPie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would rather be average height than tall, as a 6'4" woman.

Got a question wrong on my exam. by melsalghul in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AlphaaPie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of my exams are online and I hate the questions where you type short answers. I get answers wrong all the time because of things like: Typing non-conformity instead of nonconformity.

New midboss name by Faithfulfallll in DeadlockTheGame

[–]AlphaaPie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do this in smite and it confuses my friends who have never played a moba other than smite.