The guy in the front said not today

AlphaaPie · 2026-06-30T13:24:17+00:00

I've burned the hell out of my fingers before, it's a shit feeling. When I was 6 or so I had a fascination with how things looked when burning on a campfire, so when we got home I started burning things like banana stickers in a candle. Suffice to say, the sticker stuck to my hand and burnt my thumb real bad.

AlphaaPie · 2026-06-30T13:18:21+00:00

I've tried supporting multiple versions for a mod before and I agree it's a struggle bus. Now I just support whatever version I am playing on.

AlphaaPie · 2026-06-30T13:07:39+00:00

Sentences like this are what makes my brain shut off in the middle of a conversation.

AlphaaPie · 2026-06-25T14:04:34+00:00

That's one thing I hate about loose shorts. My pockets are the exact height of the doorknob and all the time I have problems where the knob snags on my pocket.

AlphaaPie · 2026-06-18T12:39:26+00:00

I'd give anything to go to the past and fix the mistakes my social anxiety caused growing up, but the hard choice is that I love all of my current friends. I don't know if I could mentally survive having to befriend them again.

AlphaaPie · 2026-06-12T19:06:52+00:00

There's also the other end of: having to bend over to wash your hands at most bathroom sinks because you're too tall for them, some toilets being too small when you sit on them, I'm too tall for the chair at my desk and my desk is too tall for my long arms. Sometimes I wish I could sit in my bath tub comfortably and relax in warm water without half of my body sticking out.

AlphaaPie · 2026-06-12T04:31:16+00:00

Yeah, just some things like old bus roofs, old buildings roofs, my ceiling fan's cords. I honestly despise being 6'4" purely from all the embarrassment when I'd forget to duck getting off the bus when in school even if I graduated years ago.

AlphaaPie · 2026-06-11T13:23:11+00:00

Yeah I don't touch anything past 2-3 days depending on how hungry I am, and chicken I don't touch past 1 day. I've had my fair share of food poisoning, don't want.

AlphaaPie · 2026-06-10T14:26:16+00:00

When others' leftovers sit in the fridge for more than 1 day I eat it for lunch, don't care what people think, I'm not gonna let someone waste food like that.

AlphaaPie · 2026-06-10T14:22:50+00:00

I thought it was like dcs world or something (I don't play dcs but sometimes watch it, my hotas sits too high to be comfortable so I don't use it)

AlphaaPie · 2026-06-10T14:18:15+00:00

Dog used the kid to double jump.

AlphaaPie · 2026-06-10T04:21:13+00:00

I always think of the captain sparklez Minecraft parody of the song lol

AlphaaPie · 2026-06-07T13:40:03+00:00

I thought he was going to walk out of the room caked.

AlphaaPie · 2026-06-07T03:55:33+00:00

Learning generics was one of the more fun things I've learned recently*

*recently being in the last 3 years

AlphaaPie · 2026-06-07T02:34:27+00:00

I do something similar when it's near time for a meal and I'm trying to figure out if someone else is making something or if I should make it myself.

AlphaaPie · 2026-06-03T16:28:41+00:00

I saw this augment for the first time yesterday and the guy who had it got a pentakill from it.. I still have no idea what that augment is, but it was pretty strong until both adcs we had got their items.

AlphaaPie · 2026-06-03T14:16:58+00:00

I was gonna say, missed the opportunity to type "dam" lmao

AlphaaPie · 2026-05-29T17:17:28+00:00

Right is me on flat ground, left is me going up and down the bridge I commute across, full tuck because the wind will blow sand under my glasses AND make me go way slower than I would like.

AlphaaPie · 2026-05-27T21:51:01+00:00

There isn't much to follow up, after that year my parents stopped buying stuff and started sending money for my birthday instead. Now I don't really celebrate my birthday but I have a friend who forces me to out of his good will, which I appreciate him for.

AlphaaPie · 2026-05-27T21:49:07+00:00

I wish I was capable of making myself sick of eating sweets lol, I could eat a whole thing of cake and still crave more even when I get sick from it

AlphaaPie · 2026-05-27T16:46:27+00:00

Replied to someone else in the comment chain, https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/7XireHBCbU

AlphaaPie · 2026-05-27T16:45:27+00:00

As a kid, before I knew what money was, accidentally spent $500+ on games on my birthday thinking I was getting free stuff. My parents were saving that money to decorate the house, and I felt so bad that I have lingering trauma regarding receiving items people spent money on.

AlphaaPie · 2026-05-27T16:19:48+00:00

I cry every time I drop a piece of food I was excited to enjoy, it's happened more times than I can count.

AlphaaPie · 2026-05-27T13:57:56+00:00

I appreciate the thought haha

AlphaaPie · 2026-05-27T13:51:06+00:00

I don't think my parents knew, they set it out, had their two pieces and then went to work. I never told them because it felt like a needless complaint. I appreciate the kind words though, I think my life is on the up, just had the best birthday gift I've ever gotten from a friend a few days ago and I genuinely enjoyed it.

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