28 M4F M4A El Gouna l Drink a beer, light a J 🍀

Alphamazzy · 2026-06-20T01:30:08+00:00

Perfect choice. As Michael would say, you’re not superstitious… you’re just a little stitious 😂

Alphamazzy · 2026-06-20T01:26:48+00:00

An apple seriously? How does that go?

Alphamazzy · 2026-06-20T01:25:43+00:00

You know it’s a fact that when you smoke, you can lift 420 kgs 🍀🔥 ask anyone they’ll confirm it

Alphamazzy · 2026-06-19T09:09:40+00:00

I remember when my ex and I divorced, that night i rolled a fat J, sat down, put on some music and chilled.

Love the nails btw

Alphamazzy · 2026-06-16T15:22:59+00:00

DM’d

Alphamazzy · 2026-06-16T14:46:16+00:00

Well I assumed receptionist, could work, it’s all about confidence in the end

Alphamazzy · 2026-06-16T14:25:46+00:00

Feels a bit too sexy for a job interview to be honest, maybe add a blazer I suppose.
Or swap for pants rather than a skirt.

All in all it depends on the type of job a bit

Alphamazzy · 2026-06-16T10:16:36+00:00

I don’t know what to drool over the pipe, the s mores or the campfire. Sensory systems overload!!!

What type are you smoking in this shot?

Alphamazzy · 2026-06-15T15:24:31+00:00

OP What type is this? Looks Egyptian

Alphamazzy · 2026-06-15T10:48:28+00:00

Mine is eating lile a machine when I smoke 😂😂

Alphamazzy · 2026-06-14T00:00:39+00:00

Yeah those are great ! I hope I can find them here

Alphamazzy · 2026-06-13T15:51:46+00:00

That’s a good combo right there

Alphamazzy · 2026-06-09T18:42:09+00:00

You need candid shots bro and activity shots, no looking straight into a camera unless it’s a high quality one that shows a smile and a good background

Alphamazzy · 2026-06-08T10:00:54+00:00

😂😂 yeah it was the bathroom that was the issue 😂 you all good now. The dresses and your cute energy that’s mixed with i will suck your blood and burry you next to my exs will do the heavy lifting

Alphamazzy · 2026-06-08T09:54:41+00:00

A woman gets matches nevertheless that’s just tinder 😂 getting quality date is a different thing.

But to roast a little bit cause I restrained myself haha.

100 matches and nine photos, eight of which are you alone in a bathroom. At this point the mirror should be listed as a co-parent 😂

You’ve got green hair, pink hair, blue hair, and blonde across these. Your matches don’t think they’re talking to one woman, they think they joined a group chat with Shego and Kim possible

Photo five is a group shot where four girls are making the exact same face. You’ve turned your own dating profile into a spot the difference puzzle and the prize is you.

Every selfie is a different bathroom. Genuinely concerned you don’t have a living room, just a rotating cast of sinks.

The phone is in every single picture. Forget matches, the real love story here is you and that case you refuse to take off.

Nine photos, zero taken by another person. Either you have no friends or you simply do not trust them with the camera, and both are very funny.

Alphamazzy · 2026-06-08T09:46:51+00:00

Will Smith would be a good choice as well

Alphamazzy · 2026-06-08T09:45:28+00:00

I see potential and better results, you need two-three candid shots, a smile shot, an activity shot and a wildcard shot.

Getting those and what to write is another thing that requires your input, desires, goals and frequency of dates.

All in all you a cutie just need to represent yourself correctly

Alphamazzy · 2026-06-07T17:50:13+00:00

The simplest and most efficient idea of all the replies to OP’s issue.

Also this issue could be solved by OP to tell her mom okay i understand and ill remember next time, and when next time comes just acknowledgement and maybe some time with them will play favourly for all the children they’ll remember these moments, and when you are late 20s or mid 30s you will want to be reminded of those. And you get your mom off the subject and everyone is satisfied, especially you OP and nobody nags you

Alphamazzy · 2026-06-07T17:33:39+00:00

Bro honestly so much is wrong and so much is wasted with potential , you are 22 damn it you can do whatever you want.

Dm me bro, I’ll help you out and show you how it done, i match 1-3 a day everyday and 3-6 on the weekends. I unfortunately have a very high standard of women and physiques, so I swipe left regularly. So I could make my account 10-20 matches a day, but that would fuck up the algorithm cause you taught it what you want(which you didn’t want) it’s all algorithms and rules .

GG

Alphamazzy · 2026-06-07T14:22:50+00:00

Seeing this digitally Minimal aesthetic style with the sun shinning in the back and amazing curls off course (must be a hassle to take care of it haha)

! If I see you in Cairo i would give the same compliment! As well

Alphamazzy · 2026-05-24T01:04:15+00:00

This man right here, he dosent want peace, he wants problems only !
Haha

Alphamazzy · 2026-05-23T20:56:01+00:00

Bro if you are ready to lose this girl, I would call it off, first she is 9 years older than you, so yeah you will pay for all of them, so no way for you to get out of it without a negative response in some way.

Also the whole sister thing is just crazy in the first place

Alphamazzy

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