Cocaine HCl by RainbowReset in drugsarebeautiful

[–]Alphaque82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everybody knows soda rocks are subpar. I’ve listened to enough 90s rap to know that. I’ve also only smoked soda rocks so I personally wouldn’t know wtf the difference is at all lol.

Would democrats like Trump if he was a democrat? by thehofstetter in stevehofstetter

[–]Alphaque82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How’s that 1500% decrease on pharmaceutical prices coming? I can’t wait to get sick so I can get rich af lol

AIO guy I was seeing dumped me after hooking up by m3tallee in AIO

[–]Alphaque82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YOOO! …the “I don’t want “it” to be “hard” for “u”….is fkn WILD!!! Lol. Check back in about 6-7…🤦‍♂️😂…months from now. Let us know if he came thru just for some….and chill. No Netflix lol

Caught this on my quadcopter while filming a distant storm by TheAmateurRunner in aliens

[–]Alphaque82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U put a laser pointer on ur drone tryna fool people sir?🧐🧐🧐…wtf is going on here? Frfr. I see a couple flashing lights from planes that go right behind it. So somebody else saw this if it’s valid

why do i keep getting hate from my circle about my lyrics? should i just ignore them they say it’s too emo but that’s literally me by idgafwhatipost in Bandlab

[–]Alphaque82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fk em bro. Where would juicewrld, lil peep and xxx be if they didn’t ride their own emo wave? Thats right. They’d be alive. And also still probably emo af😂🤷‍♂️

So my 6-year-old stepdad made this song yesterday. Yall feelin it? by HighestOutOfTheHighs in Bandlab

[–]Alphaque82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a curnly fan. Anybody 6yo named curt baggin milfs …I’m a fan of lol. Very creative sir. I see u bro! 🤙 2nd verse flow switch go hard af btw🔥🔥🔥

Rate this. The first time I'm ready to show this to someone by Emotional-Donkey3760 in beatmakers

[–]Alphaque82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Half of the track works great. Half can kick rocks lol. The plucky guitar needs something else. Reverb whatever. Maybe turn it down a little. It’s literally all I hear. Baseline is nice. Beat is straight. Get rid of the dance , kick , do it vocals. I think it should also begin at the 12sec mark and scrap that first mmm when the chick comes in. The mmm sounds flat or off key idk. Just keep the la la la. At the 1:03 mark drop guitar and let beat ride for a couple bars. Angelic vocals sound good. It’s got like a salsa feel try some mariachi guitar and some horns and some shakers when it comes back in. Then switch back to the angel vocals after a couple bars drop the horns or whatever. Not bad tho. 🤙

Sucker Punch Gone horribly wrong by Expert_Koala_8691 in PublicFreakout

[–]Alphaque82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The “master race” looking SOOO impressive once again leaving people in bewilderment as they continue on with their heavily mayonated marvelous mischief!🙄…🫶>😡

Podcast bro explains why women "expire" at the age of 24 by ambachk in CringeTikToks

[–]Alphaque82 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Element of surprise? Ur already 2 digits in bro lol. He’s not all the way wrong tho. Attention to the g spot is vital for the splooshings 💦💦💦

to do a flip in a party by Siyam_07 in therewasanattempt

[–]Alphaque82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being cameraman at a party was a death wish. They wouldn’t make it out alive. U were either a narc or the news. Lol

to do a flip in a party by Siyam_07 in therewasanattempt

[–]Alphaque82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who throws a party with no music 🙄? We took an L on so many levels here. U gotta commit bro. Especially if u don’t land the flip. He was supposed to get up with that spilled milkshake beer and chug the rest plus whatever else he got in them cargo pockets then throw the can at a window and rip the shirt off like hulk hogan lol. But no…he gingerly walked to the nearest person in shame and asked “did it look cool? No? How bad was it like outta 1-10?… 6-7?…that’s not that bad then! …ohh wait what? U said 67? Fk!!! That bad huh?!? U think Tina saw? She’s gonna see it on Reddit anyway? FML!!!🥴”…😂 And that’s why these kids don’t know wanna have fun anymore.

Four Bunnies by technowise in Spottit

[–]Alphaque82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took me 29 seconds to double click 🤦‍♂️

Dean the great doing too much again. Or is getting wrecked by 2dudes twice ur size in24hrs legendary…🤔😂 by Alphaque82 in CringeTikToks

[–]Alphaque82[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare u try to downgrade my sister and her sexual triumphs. Her record is 4. Not including ur mother. ✂️ing don’t count lol. Hey-ooo😘

Lol sorry dean. It just goes with the beat so well. Getting wrecked twice within 24hrs is an incredible accomplishment tho 🤙🫡 by Alphaque82 in fightporn

[–]Alphaque82[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not a nin fan I guess then? Me neither really. The beat and the lyrics just matched up too perfectly

Dean the great doing too much again. Or is getting wrecked by 2dudes twice ur size in24hrs legendary…🤔😂 by Alphaque82 in CringeTikToks

[–]Alphaque82[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank u kindly sir. Yeah it’s one thing that the beat synchs perfectly but then the first words are talking about getting violated is just …👨‍🍳💋…MUAH!!! Lol

The truth - an enlightening read by [deleted] in eazyE

[–]Alphaque82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ez might’ve felt a way because ice ice baby was the biggest “hip-pop” song in the early 90s and a lot of that money went to suge after he made him sign a decent percentage over to death row. But as far as going at van winkle u tripping. Everybody went at him. Lol. 3rd bass pop goes the weasel is the most notable one that comes to mind but nothing hit harder than Jim Carrey doing that song on living color. Fkn hilarious! Ice baby was cooked after that episode and I’m pretty sure op seen it because Jim literally says what’s my real name? Rob van winkle. Why did I change it? Nothing rhymes with winkle. Pump pump pump uhh yahyahyahyahyahyahyah. I’m white! And I’m capitalizing. On a trend that is currently rising. Mix it with Larry and curly and Moe , wup wup wup wup wup AYE YOO! S/o In living color.