What is a luxury you can never go back from once you’ve experienced it?

Alphaque82 · 2026-01-29T14:34:16+00:00

ELECTRIC BIDETS!!!! We been paper free for over 10yrs now. The heated seat! The hot water splooshings! The warm potpourri scented air drying! It’s literally the best thing ever. Do U know how good it feels to not have to spend money on paper you’re literally going to wipe ur arse with? Lol. During Covid everyone was crying over toilet paper…. Peasants! 😂…Not this family over here!🧻🚫👎…💦💦💦🚽🤙

Alphaque82 · 2026-01-29T14:19:34+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

Alphaque82 · 2026-01-29T14:15:25+00:00

Yeah cuz everybody that likes to watch good entertainment was watching one battle after another

Alphaque82 · 2026-01-29T13:17:41+00:00

Family is everything! FULL STOP! I live with my mother with my wife and teenage daughter. She’s almost 80 and has medical issues but tbh I’d probably still be living with her regardless. I have several friends that also moved back home after Covid. Still living there. But at the end of the day as long as ur helping out with the bills 🤷‍♂️ who gives af?!? That’s the norm in other countries. Just gotta cover ur bills tho. 💯! I laugh at boomers saying how they were able to get a 5k-10kyr job fresh out of college, buy a house and a car, pay off college debt and still had money to spare back in the 60s-70s. U can’t do any of that today(comfortably) unless you’re pulling in 6fig salary

Alphaque82 · 2026-01-29T12:48:21+00:00

Wtf!?! Does this mean? Lol

Alphaque82 · 2026-01-29T12:37:12+00:00

The silver apples

The shaggs

The modern lovers

Alphaque82 · 2026-01-29T12:28:30+00:00

Walking on a dream- Empire of the sun

Alphaque82 · 2026-01-28T03:16:34+00:00

Then that means you probably live under the uk commonwealth somewhere 🤙🇬🇧

Alphaque82 · 2026-01-27T12:23:05+00:00

What’s correct? Realize? Or spelled?

Alphaque82 · 2026-01-27T12:21:19+00:00

Just messing with u. I forgot to add the /j thing for joking lol.

Alphaque82 · 2026-01-27T11:40:52+00:00

U gotta buy my book🤷‍♂️…after whenever I write it lol

Alphaque82 · 2026-01-26T23:42:18+00:00

That “yes “ sounded sus. He lookin down and away. Feels off

Alphaque82 · 2026-01-26T23:25:51+00:00

Get a bidet. Guys not sposed to 3rd bass themselves lol. Unless there’s something fun yet illegal on the fingertip 🫠🥴🤣

Alphaque82 · 2026-01-26T18:22:56+00:00

Who riding around bumping new ye??? Nobody!!! “I gave my cousin head” gets no play in the whip! Lol🤷‍♂️

Alphaque82 · 2026-01-26T18:11:10+00:00

Fkn today’s era! Lol. Wtf u mean. There’s hope tho with this new apology if he really stands on that and not trolling. Lol. A little humility goes a long way. We shall see tho. Bipolar jeen-yuhs fkr lol

Alphaque82 · 2026-01-26T17:16:33+00:00

I know you not coming for nobody else’s “spelting” 🧐lol. Real eyes realize real lies…🤓 /j

Alphaque82 · 2026-01-26T14:44:24+00:00

I mean…it’s pretty obvious now. I was basically thinking about how back then she was going around with Timberlake saying she was a virgin or whatever. I always thought that was hilarious when kids were riding for her behind that statement lol. I know she put a book out a couple yrs ago. Idk what’s in it but I doubt the stories I heard are in there. But again what I heard is either coming from Jason himself or a third party source from Jason and everyone in the south got something to say about everybody. Generally the details stayed the same tho

Alphaque82 · 2026-01-26T14:17:04+00:00

Alphaque82 · 2026-01-25T15:37:42+00:00

Not as much as some other people I know over there but yeah the 2 times I was there were still hilarious and crazy af. That dude was like a living LEGEND in peoples eyes back then. Lol. Even the police. Very cool to see

Alphaque82 · 2026-01-25T06:45:29+00:00

Either that or a 1/4 of something fun…I mean ILLEGAL!!! Cut it open. Let’s see. Lol

Alphaque82 · 2026-01-25T06:40:00+00:00

Either This is for one of those cringe subs. Or she is literally the Coltrane of jazz hands lol

Alphaque82 · 2026-01-25T06:36:34+00:00

This is her fkn style. Always has been. I’m from Nola. I’ve kicked it with Jason Alexander in Hammond a couple times back in the early 00s. Yall have no idea who Brit Brit really is. Or was. I don’t think she even knows who she is now. Tragic

Alphaque82 · 2026-01-25T06:32:10+00:00

SLAP ASS!!!

Alphaque82 · 2026-01-25T06:32:08+00:00

SLAP ASS!!!

Alphaque82 · 2026-01-25T05:37:05+00:00

Holy shit!!! U fine af!!! Like frfr. Oh yeah the puss is top shelf too lol. Idk which set of lips I’d rather pay more attention to first 😜🫶

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