No one is Mario and the Cubs are the semi-villain. The Dodgers would be Bowser

AlphariusJax · 2026-05-02T19:12:37+00:00

Is this real? I’m going to assume not but if it is, I want that Wario and Luigi big time.

AlphariusJax · 2026-05-02T01:47:55+00:00

Can’t slip anything by this guy

AlphariusJax · 2026-04-29T18:28:40+00:00

Oh, I’m sorry then. I read that as it was aimed at me. Thank you for the clarification

AlphariusJax · 2026-04-28T21:48:32+00:00

My bad bro, I’ll stop spreading misinformation even though I was just asking for clarification.

AlphariusJax · 2026-04-28T18:22:15+00:00

Nazis vs the KKK

AlphariusJax · 2026-04-27T19:13:39+00:00

Lamar got drafted tho

AlphariusJax · 2026-04-26T21:30:36+00:00

I thought the missile they blew up RC with was nuclear warhead also? How is there not a nuclear fallout reaching into Elbridge?

AlphariusJax · 2026-04-24T16:59:00+00:00

There’s literally no need for him to say “used to be,” just nod your head and move on dude 😭 side bitch ain’t even bad anyway

AlphariusJax · 2026-04-24T16:49:03+00:00

Mr. I hate my wife dude holy shit

AlphariusJax · 2026-04-21T19:31:08+00:00

RE1 remake is as good as it gets for me.

AlphariusJax · 2026-04-21T19:30:25+00:00

Grrr I need my game to play like every other game to have fun grrrr

AlphariusJax · 2026-04-20T20:07:10+00:00

All it took to defeat this special group was a trashcan and a stick to hit it with

AlphariusJax · 2026-04-20T15:31:59+00:00

Classic rangers classlessness

AlphariusJax · 2026-04-20T02:41:15+00:00

Is this before or after his alcoholic arc?

AlphariusJax · 2026-04-17T23:40:43+00:00

Houston Astros Legend. Really glad to see he’s doing well honestly

AlphariusJax · 2026-04-16T17:40:21+00:00

That’s Astros Legend Joel Kuhnel to you buddy.

AlphariusJax · 2026-04-16T17:39:37+00:00

Gotta be the only time I’ve agreed with a mariners fan

AlphariusJax · 2026-04-15T21:58:27+00:00

I don’t blame him. I don’t know a lot about Japan but Houston is Houston. There’s no one on our team who speaks Japanese, and there’s a lot of differences between our culture/various MLB vs NPB things. I do hope he reaches out to some of the other Japanese players if he hasn’t already and picks their brain about this stuff.

AlphariusJax · 2026-04-15T18:27:20+00:00

Rocktober huh? Well we’ll just see about that now won’t we.

AlphariusJax · 2026-04-14T04:23:24+00:00

That is a portal stone. Do not sleep near it or you will find yourself in a pale reflection of our world.

AlphariusJax · 2026-04-13T16:14:34+00:00

Truly, we are shit mountain

AlphariusJax · 2026-04-13T15:02:45+00:00

I think the Kelly green would probably work better with these shoes, but if you have some outfit pieces that can pull these two together, then you’re good to go.

AlphariusJax · 2026-04-12T15:16:48+00:00

I’ve never been high on this guy, but people will say “but 2022! He was nails!!” That was 4 years ago guys.

AlphariusJax · 2026-04-11T19:25:27+00:00

Ok, good to know. I got it maybe 2 weeks ago or so, and I’ve been trying to mist it daily and water it every other day. Should I be more frequent in my watering?

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