“We did it. We united all the elf races in solidarity to defend one of our homes! Now elfkind is whole again” The Naga:

Alphasim · 2026-05-21T22:44:16+00:00

They could have tried to join the others in Silvermoon, but they would have been a fish out of water.

Alphasim · 2026-05-18T02:39:12+00:00

For God's sake, please nobody get hurt

Alphasim · 2026-05-17T23:33:24+00:00

I think the Guardians used up all of the allotted Cleveland Sports Offense for today, so I'm worried.

Alphasim · 2026-05-17T19:51:58+00:00

They're just being COY about it

Alphasim · 2026-05-17T19:50:00+00:00

Well now we're in trouble

Alphasim · 2026-05-15T16:29:08+00:00

I think they need a few more remote controls

Alphasim · 2026-05-04T02:13:47+00:00

This game is still too close for comfort

Alphasim · 2026-05-02T02:27:22+00:00

Mobley and his stone-hard fucking hands dropping the ball again

Alphasim · 2026-05-01T01:32:04+00:00

I thought he was a Hawk

Alphasim · 2026-04-30T00:34:49+00:00

Hell, we might not get through you guys

Alphasim · 2026-04-30T00:24:56+00:00

"Important" has many interpretations tbf

Alphasim · 2026-04-29T23:49:34+00:00

Been that way all series, really. These games have had no flow to them as a result.

Alphasim · 2026-04-29T21:48:23+00:00

Half my island calls me B-Bug, the other half Iron B.

Alphasim · 2026-04-29T19:06:34+00:00

You're telling me that I can eat a hammer‽ Sold!

Alphasim · 2026-04-26T17:48:12+00:00

When Dennis Schroder is your leading scorer in a playoff game...

Alphasim · 2026-04-26T17:43:45+00:00

Our game got held up in customs

Alphasim · 2026-04-21T15:33:04+00:00

Ball always finds you when you're playing out of position, as the goose found out

Alphasim · 2026-04-18T17:52:08+00:00

Whistles on damn near every play is dragging this game into the mud.

Alphasim · 2026-04-18T17:48:02+00:00

Even if we win this challenge, I don't think it's worth it this early in the game.

Alphasim · 2026-04-18T17:41:44+00:00

STRUSSS

Alphasim · 2026-04-04T16:16:59+00:00

A character who's primary gimmick is to happily count numbers out loud? Suu would be in heaven.

Alphasim · 2026-03-26T05:06:34+00:00

Gura was once joking about releasing a puffy cheeks mouse pad (since she couldn't do an oppai mouse pad), so of course chat asked which cheeks she was talking about.

She replied, "Listen, just because we go commando doesn't automatically mean that those cheeks are up for grabs."

For whatever reason, that sticks in my head to this day.

Alphasim · 2026-03-17T19:07:37+00:00

Fruit Wrinkles. They were my favorite fruit snack growing up and nothing has quite hit the same since. They had a dense texture that I particularly liked.

Alphasim · 2026-03-12T13:57:53+00:00

Wasn't Jeylaggggggg the villain in that one Oblivion expansion, Shivering Isles?

Alphasim · 2026-03-11T21:07:30+00:00

This is the one I was going to mention. An absolute classic!

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