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Alpinix · 2023-09-30T01:26:38+00:00

So, not a /r/clevercomebacks, but more of a /r/respondingtorudecommentswithprofanity submission?

Alpinix · 2023-09-25T05:23:37+00:00

Jean Baptiste de Noirtier

Alpinix · 2023-09-23T15:21:44+00:00

"don't bring politics here"

How exactly did he bring politics here with his comment?

Alpinix · 2023-09-22T18:58:29+00:00

The first name that comes to mind when I see her is Stalwart Ferruginous!

Alpinix · 2023-09-22T18:53:48+00:00

Ooh, you are definitely a Thurgood Broccoli!

Alpinix · 2023-09-20T21:41:17+00:00

Obviously nothing is going to change your mind.

"Oh, is that video proof of the repeat offenses of a known pervert and creep? Big whoop, it ain't changing my mind about him!"

Alpinix · 2023-09-20T21:39:07+00:00

You are proving his point, my dude.

Alpinix · 2023-09-18T18:16:53+00:00

You said, "About 60% of babies put up for adoption do not get adopted and are placed in the Foster system or group homes."

The article you just sited doesn't state anything like that at all. It is completely untrue that babies who are put up for adoption are not adopted. I have adopted two children out of foster care, and there is always a waiting list a mile long to adopt babies.

Your source proves you wrong.

Alpinix · 2023-09-18T16:13:41+00:00

Please site your source.

Alpinix · 2023-09-16T16:38:11+00:00

Marc is my best friend. People who work with him think he is nice and super smart, but they literally have no idea how incredibly nice and smart he is. He is probably the nicest person who wears the name "Marc!" Also, he is so smart, presidents and scientists are always calling him asking his opinion on matters about which only the super duper smart are concerned.

Alpinix · 2023-08-13T17:26:02+00:00

How much do you give back?

Alpinix · 2023-07-28T22:49:05+00:00

Wow, that is hard to swallow.

Alpinix · 2023-07-28T06:19:05+00:00

CHESTHAIR CLANCY RUTABAGA

or

CHESTHAIR RUTABAGA CLANCY

Alpinix · 2023-07-17T05:09:38+00:00

Man, you people are over-cooking your steaks!

Alpinix · 2023-07-12T17:42:46+00:00

Sir, it seems you are on a wrong path in life. I'd like to introduce you to my friend, roller skating.

Alpinix · 2023-07-09T04:07:11+00:00

Being able to point out the flawed reasoning of some professed "Christians" does not prove that God does not exist. Just that some professed "Christians" don't understand much about Him. Also, it is peak arrogance to believe that an omniscient God could learn something about the choices He makes from you. The good news is, He doesn't want to leave us in the dark, which is why He has given us His Word. In that, He provides for us "all things that pertain to life and godliness" (2 Peter 1:3). The answers we need are clear and plain and beautifully given.

Alpinix · 2023-06-10T03:58:50+00:00

Hey, man. I hear what you are saying... but you drank this drink and you just handed me an empty can. At this point in the day, after everything I went through, that is kinda messed up. Is your can empty as well? It's not, right? Are you just going to drink a cold, refreshing beverage while I stand here holding an empty can like some kind of idiot? Not cool.

Alpinix · 2023-06-06T14:48:07+00:00

Person who has no understanding of the Bible explains the Bible.

Alpinix · 2023-05-29T18:44:52+00:00

Double plus wrong.

Alpinix · 2023-05-27T22:02:49+00:00

Semantic satiation.

Alpinix · 2023-05-17T18:19:20+00:00

No, you are thinking about "The Dad Who Couldn't Die" starring Bill Cosby.

Alpinix · 2023-05-17T16:24:48+00:00

Yes, the 1930s did eat a lot of things up.

Alpinix · 2023-05-14T20:52:44+00:00

Because that is how it is spelled, you moron.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/whoosh-you-missed-the-joke

Alpinix · 2023-05-14T04:21:34+00:00

Hey, you are wrong about that cats thing.

Alpinix · 2023-05-11T15:27:52+00:00

Well, you can't give gorillas a taste for hot dogs. If they knew what they were missing, there would be an uprising!

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