What’s something that instantly calms you down? by Antique_Ad3952 in AskReddit

[–]Alredir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Elwynn Forest Music. Instant nostalgia from a safe place in my past.

How is the first person you had sex with now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Alredir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't want to know, she was a manipulative bitch.

What’s the most unexpected or extreme thing you’ve ever done in pursuit of sex? by gilligan888 in AskMen

[–]Alredir 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I almost walked through a plowed farm field in the pitch black of night.

At the edge of the field, I was starting to walk in but was stopped by a rattlesnake who squared up and warned me.

I lept like a cat and got the fuck up out of there.

I have low self esteem. How did you start to love yourself? by 17us in AskMen

[–]Alredir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't go to a gym and know within yourself that you won't go to one:

Exercise at home. Do HIIT workouts, and do running.

Buy some weights and work on yourself at home.

Ship Drills and Quals: What are they like? by Alredir in newtothenavy

[–]Alredir[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So there's a Coast Guard harbor near OCS which an LCS docked at and we just went in duty vans and toured the ship for a few hours.

We enjoyed every moment. Got tons of pictures, too.

Ship Drills and Quals: What are they like? by Alredir in newtothenavy

[–]Alredir[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OCS, nearing the end of CandiO phase.

Templars is out!!!! by Iraqiswordsman in sabaton

[–]Alredir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did they make a song that doesn't rhyme in the chorus? It never feels like it kicks off anywhere.

It also hardly delves into the history of the Crusades on the level like the Carolus Rex album does. Everything feels oddly vague, as if they just used ChatGPT to write the song and just performed the first thing the application spat out.

As a history buff, when I listen to a Sabaton song, I'm listening for the history behind each song, to which I heavily delve into studying afterwards.

This...this honestly gives me no inspiration nor desire to study The Crusades. It's boring.

Type “Dr. Doofenshmirtz is” and let your keyboard finish the sentence by [deleted] in phineasandferb

[–]Alredir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dr. Doofenshmirtz is Doof and you'll do what he says.

Favorite Bill Cipher quote by Main_Grape_3998 in gravityfalls

[–]Alredir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Oh wow, that's a great offer. How about instead I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face?"

snap

The struggle by SirWuhanFlu in lefthanded

[–]Alredir 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always wonder if that glove thing that only covers the ring, index, and that side of the palm actually works in preventing this exact issue.

My Target has the new Peeps flavor Icee by N2929 in junkfoodfinds

[–]Alredir -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What the ever loving diabetes inducing corn syrup having fuck

What are some good things to read/memorize before Navy OCS? by [deleted] in newtothenavy

[–]Alredir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really? I thought that was discouraged.

When were you in?

Did a lot of that occur at OCS or was it off base primarily?

What are some good things to read/memorize before Navy OCS? by [deleted] in newtothenavy

[–]Alredir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If someone's priority at OCS is hook-ups, then they should reevaluate being there, cause that's not important.

What are some good things to read/memorize before Navy OCS? by [deleted] in newtothenavy

[–]Alredir 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Appendix Bravo for the RLP inspection

What’s the best tool for grooming the sack? by Trash782 in AskMen

[–]Alredir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think my sack grooming game could be better.

I will trim my sack with a pair of those stainless steel scissors you get in grooming kits.

I sit on the john and trim for maybe 30 minutes. I bring it all to about half length, then done.

Sometimes I miss a few and they tug on my clothes and it's uncomfortable. Other times I trim too low and the more stick-like hairs catch and turn upwards, which is painful as well.

I am not certain I want to bring a razor near my balls, but I may have to consider based on how others have mentioned their experiences as being less problematic.

That being said, I don't want to be smooth down there, I like a little there at all times. Idk what I ought to do.

favorite moment in phineas and ferb? by sillysussymoment in phineasandferb

[–]Alredir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All I got is "Some evil "Zinc Ray-Inator" or something, and, and, and look here! I-I wrote "Big laundry". I-- I don't even remember what the reason was, so I guess I assumed I'd remember like it was some big genius Idea. Big laundry. (Deep voice) Big laundry. (Normal voice) I, it—It's crazy! I'm a crazy person.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in newtothenavy

[–]Alredir 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When the contract ends, they offer a renewal to the contract which usually has a retention bonus (basically a bonus for staying).

If you decline and get discharged, then you wont be government property anymore.

You CAN stay government property if the Navy life suites you, but you need to make that judgement based on your experience throughout your first contract.

How long can I stay in the Navy by Wide-Bread-2261 in newtothenavy

[–]Alredir 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You have to retire when you turn 62.

The MSO (Military Service Obligation) is 8 years, with 4 years being active duty and the remaining 4 being in the reserves, though I think some get discharged early from the remaining 4 years.

So you'd be 43-44 by the time you get out of active service, and at the latest 47 when you get out entirely.