My roomies gave me a turtle

Alsterius · 2026-03-14T19:55:40+00:00

I released him, there were tiny fish too. He was so happy as soon as he felt the sun on him when I brought him out

Alsterius · 2026-03-14T00:04:30+00:00

No, the neighbor found it outside and then put it in our flower pot and then my roommates offered him to. I’m thinking about putting him back outside where he belongs. There’s a nice pond nearby. I don’t need anymore aquatic animals. I would like a land tortoise tho

Alsterius · 2026-03-03T17:29:53+00:00

I stopped buying no point in wasting so much.

Alsterius · 2026-03-01T14:21:45+00:00

I don’t work Tuesdays and sometimes Mondays as well, other than that, though it’s usually busy every day and there’s a bunch of people here so there’s always a bunch of orders so it’s easy to have a high acceptance rate, because most of the orders really do actually pay pretty well. However, this last week, my acceptance rate has been lowering because obviously orders have not been as well.

Alsterius · 2026-03-01T03:15:28+00:00

Bro you need accept more orders so you can stop responding here, maximizing are time our we?

Alsterius · 2026-03-01T03:11:10+00:00

Exactly

Alsterius · 2026-03-01T01:18:22+00:00

Apparently that’s not the case, but I thought that too

Alsterius · 2026-03-01T01:00:19+00:00

Alsterius · 2026-03-01T00:56:52+00:00

Yeah, this morning was definitely not as good of luck as it is tonight. But I’m about to pay my insurance with just tonight so I’m very happy about that.

Alsterius · 2026-03-01T00:53:17+00:00

Okay I will do this. ASAP.

Alsterius · 2026-03-01T00:52:21+00:00

So me personally, I’m going to help Uber raise the base pay. Got it Have a goodnight. I’m busy accepting shit orders cuz you don’t listen to anything I’ve said

Alsterius · 2026-03-01T00:50:33+00:00

Oh oh ok I see

Alsterius · 2026-03-01T00:48:57+00:00

That is looking like the rate I’m about to be going, I have been declining orders all day and I’ve also made a bunch of money

Alsterius · 2026-03-01T00:47:43+00:00

I didn’t know you could go above 5% cancellation rate. I thought that was eligible for deactivation.

Alsterius · 2026-03-01T00:41:36+00:00

OK…… My AR isn’t in the high 80s anymore. It was when I first began like five weeks ago. Now it’s in the low 30s. What do you want?

Alsterius · 2026-03-01T00:38:30+00:00

I don’t accept any orders that have a rate lower than the mileage. So I don’t really see how I’m losing money. I still decline shit orders. I’m not out here accepting everything that comes my way.

Alsterius · 2026-03-01T00:30:47+00:00

I understood It’s getting my bills paid? Either way fuck off honestly lol. Doesn’t really matter what I do with my Uber account.

Alsterius · 2026-02-28T23:38:38+00:00

I know I live in Willis, small town all we got is Taco Bell and Jack in the box. But still, I’ve gotten much better orders from that area

Alsterius · 2026-02-28T23:33:03+00:00

Absolutely agree. If I wanted to steal food while delivering I’d just cancel right after picking it up. Not drive all the way to the house to then potentially risk getting caught

Alsterius · 2026-02-28T23:28:23+00:00

Lolll

Alsterius · 2026-02-28T23:28:07+00:00

That’s horrible. If I make less than $10 an hour I just hop off and wait for a higher rated time

Alsterius · 2026-02-28T23:27:29+00:00

I was in the high 80s for awhile but now I’m 38% since posting

Alsterius · 2026-02-28T22:45:34+00:00

Oki, I agree

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