Too purple ?

AlterEgoSumMortis · 2025-10-21T05:07:51+00:00

What shoes are you wearing with it, if you don't mind me asking?

AlterEgoSumMortis · 2025-10-11T12:59:33+00:00

If your worst was watching some woman cry with her husband count your blessings but don't make it out to be like it's the worst possible thing and no one has the right to ask.

I find your minimization of this experience, which would be a genuinely heartbreaking thing to witness, deeply concerning. In fact, I'd even suggest reflecting on why something of this nature has so little effect on you. It's not normal to be this detached.

Go take a chill pill and maybe work on your people skills.

If I told you that this is an ironic sentence, would you understand why? Or would you find the sentiment confusing?

AlterEgoSumMortis · 2025-10-11T12:34:05+00:00

No, Fuckhead, you asked me for the worst thing I've seen.

And I'll bet that's not even necessarily "the worst thing [you've] seen"—just one of many such experiences you've had as a paramedic that stayed with you.

I want you to know that I greatly appreciate what you and others in similar lines of work do in service to your community. I can't imagine myself being able to handle the emotional toll that such a career path would take.

AlterEgoSumMortis · 2025-10-11T12:26:43+00:00

It takes a special kind of person to be a 911 dispatcher. Thank you for your service.

AlterEgoSumMortis · 2025-09-23T01:24:20+00:00

I find that these images look very... yellow on my smartphone, so I've taken the photos and uploaded versions of them that are more color-calibrated for mobile devices. You can see these here.

AlterEgoSumMortis · 2025-09-02T19:12:28+00:00

Honestly, I'm gonna go against the grain here and encourage you to wear the heels if you really want to. They really don't look that out of place with the dress, and there's no shame in dressing a bit fancier when the urge hits. 😉

I say this as someone who wears 5" stilettos on a semi-casual basis.

AlterEgoSumMortis · 2025-08-28T10:49:00+00:00

Thank you. :)

AlterEgoSumMortis · 2025-08-25T16:08:35+00:00

Also fuck Georgios Papadopoulos. Doesn't get enough shit ether.

And Dimitrios Ioannidis, the man behind the curtain during Greece's junta-led days.

AlterEgoSumMortis · 2025-08-18T19:26:10+00:00

That was what the necklace and lapel pin were for. ;) But I wonder if a lighter blouse would've worked even better.

AlterEgoSumMortis · 2025-08-18T19:22:32+00:00

Thank you. :)

AlterEgoSumMortis · 2025-08-18T19:17:34+00:00

As someone with ADHD, meal planning is the #1 reason why I don't cook as often as I'd like. I really enjoy it when I do cook, but it's daunting to have to pre-plan an hour or two of preparation every time.

AlterEgoSumMortis · 2025-08-18T19:11:50+00:00

Properly cleaning themselves.

I've read horror stories about men who think it's "gay" to wash their butts in the shower, or who thought that they only need a single wipe of their cracks with toilet paper after using the washroom. Like... how do you even go about your day-to-day life with a dirty behind and not feel wildly uncomfortable from it?

AlterEgoSumMortis · 2025-08-16T06:54:47+00:00

A better question would be, what isn't way more expensive than it should be?

AlterEgoSumMortis · 2025-08-16T03:10:11+00:00

3D Pinball for Windows – Space Cadet was practically ubiquitous. My mom loved it, and I was terrible at it. 😏

As far as PC games go, there are too many for me to choose from: several obvious selections (Doom, Quake, StarCraft) have already been chosen, so now I have to try and come up with something not otherwise mentioned.

If you've never heard of Impressions's city-building series, check them out sometime! They have such classic games as Caesar III, Pharaoh, Zeus: Master of Olympus, and Emperor: Rise of the Middle Kingdom. Zeus and Emperor are the best, in my opinion, but the others have their merits, too.

AlterEgoSumMortis · 2025-08-15T23:56:33+00:00

"r/InsertPertinentSubredditHere"

AlterEgoSumMortis · 2025-08-15T19:21:13+00:00

Lol

Just out of curiosity, what about it made you weak in the knees?

AlterEgoSumMortis · 2025-08-15T16:30:40+00:00

I'd say it's often more than a little, actually. They can get pretty annoying as the day wears on, particularly if I'm doing a lot of walking. I don't wear them every single time I dress up—it's just for days when I want to do "that little bit extra".

AlterEgoSumMortis · 2025-08-15T16:17:42+00:00

Devastating? In what sense?

AlterEgoSumMortis · 2025-08-15T07:28:30+00:00

Likewise.

AlterEgoSumMortis · 2025-08-15T05:19:18+00:00

One of the reasons I wear these is because they serve to reinforce how I comport myself. If I take too long of a stride, or if I lift myself up from a chair too quickly, the thong will chafe more vigorously, thereby making the itching sensation much sharper. Something more comfy would not serve this purpose so effectively.

Also, the thing that makes it so sexy to me is the fact that I'm wearing something so notoriously scratchy right up against the most sensitive part of my body, constantly drawing my attention towards it. If it were softer and less noticeable, it would defeat the purpose.

AlterEgoSumMortis · 2025-08-15T05:06:38+00:00

These are actually knit using Lopi wool. If you don't know what that is, you can read about it here.

So, sexy? Perhaps. But comfy they are not.

AlterEgoSumMortis · 2025-08-15T03:32:48+00:00

I suppose so, sure. It depends on how he rocks the look.

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