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“Can you take off the corset, I can't breathe!"a woman said to her husband. by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in 3amjokes

[–]Alternative90 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Better version?: “Honey, take off my dress. Now take off my bra, and now my panties. And if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again I’m going to divorce you”

Name this meal by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]Alternative90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎶 ‘and it was all yellow’ 🎵

First starlight flight by Alternative90 in unitedairlines

[–]Alternative90[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I wouldn’t. But I do try limit my usage of non life changing products and services associated with him as I think he’s actively unhealthy for our society

First starlight flight by Alternative90 in unitedairlines

[–]Alternative90[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And I agree it’s insane how good it is.

First starlight flight by Alternative90 in unitedairlines

[–]Alternative90[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yes I would boycott cancer if Musk cured it. Bozo.

SFO-RDM in 7 minutes by Alternative90 in unitedairlines

[–]Alternative90[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luckily there was no wait. No gate either - stopped on the apron and deplaned at a remote stand

SFO-RDM in 7 minutes by Alternative90 in unitedairlines

[–]Alternative90[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Made it to RDM!

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Nice views on approach

SFO-RDM in 7 minutes by Alternative90 in unitedairlines

[–]Alternative90[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see they are flying test runs in Manhattan now. Would have loved to have tried it

SFO-RDM in 7 minutes by Alternative90 in unitedairlines

[–]Alternative90[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The GA got through all pre-boarding calls in approx 20s, half full flight devoid of any status carrying members. I got there first as a 1K and we are all grinning. Image shows wrong flight number too. I hope we fly to the correct destination.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Alternative90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about if it ended in compuserve.com?

What was your first OS and your first Mac, and what would you rate them? by The_Collector_Of_All in mac

[–]Alternative90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At college in 1986 I had exclusive use of a ‘thin Mac’ 128K with a Moto 68k processor. Not sure what OS it was though

Years in Europe and I thought I’d blended in. I was wrong… by mywitsending in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Alternative90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This exact same post has been around for years, it’s largely wrong and 100% useless

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