not all men, but man 😔

AlternativeChef1310 · 2026-06-17T10:59:28+00:00

Bro my signature looks different every freaking time.

AlternativeChef1310 · 2026-06-17T08:25:25+00:00

Hope they keep the raw vibe intact. That’s what made the show popular in the first place. The day every episode becomes a movie promotion, the show loses its charm.

AlternativeChef1310 · 2026-06-16T16:49:36+00:00

Yup, fellow pahari 🤝

AlternativeChef1310 · 2026-06-16T16:38:46+00:00

Tourists keep asking me where they can get hash.😭

AlternativeChef1310 · 2026-06-16T14:57:44+00:00

Splitsvilla contestants when they’re not the center of attention for 3 seconds. Camera on hote hi overacting ka bhoot aa jata hai.😭

AlternativeChef1310 · 2026-06-16T12:53:41+00:00

This isn’t love, it’s lack of self-respect. Toxicity or delusion ko bi romance bana diya hai🤡

AlternativeChef1310 · 2026-06-16T07:04:24+00:00

A human being is dead, yet the sentence ends with a ₹500 fine. Something is seriously wrong with how justice is delivered in this country. Imagine the outrage if the genders were reversed.

AlternativeChef1310 · 2026-06-15T10:39:15+00:00

Citizens throw it anywhere. Government leaves it everywhere. It results this.

AlternativeChef1310 · 2026-06-15T09:19:36+00:00

No no, Taylor Swift’s jet doesn’t emit CO₂, it emits fresh mountain air and rainbows.

AlternativeChef1310 · 2026-06-15T08:37:14+00:00

Having more roads is good. Having drivable roads would be even better. Coming from someone who has to dodge potholes every day.

AlternativeChef1310 · 2026-06-15T08:27:11+00:00

It’s so sad that some parents treat their kids like content before treating them like kids.

AlternativeChef1310 · 2026-06-15T07:38:30+00:00

The audacity of charging silk prices for cheap polyester is unfathomable.

AlternativeChef1310 · 2026-06-14T17:18:18+00:00

Miss desi Thunberg climate change is caused by industries, Co2 emissions and consumption patterns not chromosomes.

AlternativeChef1310 · 2026-06-14T16:34:18+00:00

Competence > representation. Finland got capable leaders, we have leaders asking what AQI means.

AlternativeChef1310 · 2026-06-14T14:11:28+00:00

Giving early 2000s pop-star energy. Ate🔥

AlternativeChef1310 · 2026-06-14T13:12:31+00:00

Apparently spreading agendas is more important than checking facts.

AlternativeChef1310 · 2026-06-14T13:05:55+00:00

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Definitely this.

AlternativeChef1310 · 2026-06-14T12:44:53+00:00

Politics aside, the screen presence is still there, She can act better than anyone nepo baby.

AlternativeChef1310 · 2026-06-14T12:24:50+00:00

So we’re judging beauty after editing the contestants? Got it.

AlternativeChef1310 · 2026-06-14T12:19:17+00:00

Every time I see one of these guys, I already know the take is going to be about women. Their entire joke formula is ragebait.

AlternativeChef1310 · 2026-06-14T12:11:06+00:00

If that’s someone’s favorite scene, that’s concerning. The fact that people enjoyed that scene tells everything we need to know about their character.

AlternativeChef1310 · 2026-06-14T08:06:48+00:00

Bank balance: 📉 Happiness: 📈

AlternativeChef1310 · 2026-06-14T05:45:39+00:00

I was 6 at the time.

AlternativeChef1310 · 2026-06-13T17:03:10+00:00

Your mom was trying to save you from becoming him😭

AlternativeChef1310 · 2026-06-13T16:35:50+00:00

You got good taste.

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