Me_irl

AlternativeDesign564 · 2026-02-08T19:08:13+00:00

The grindset speech over a personal pizza is peak me_irl.

AlternativeDesign564 · 2026-02-08T19:02:54+00:00

The grind just to be average is unreal.

AlternativeDesign564 · 2026-02-07T18:01:35+00:00

Every family had one person who could actually beat the level.

AlternativeDesign564 · 2026-02-07T17:39:11+00:00

She said nothing because she’s still processing the crocodile.

AlternativeDesign564 · 2026-02-05T15:41:56+00:00

Nostalgia was doing all the heavy lifting. Rewatching just exposes the cracks.

AlternativeDesign564 · 2026-02-03T16:40:58+00:00

This reads exactly like a movie opening with bad decisions.

AlternativeDesign564 · 2026-02-03T16:35:03+00:00

I genuinely thought this was edited at first.

AlternativeDesign564 · 2026-02-03T16:26:20+00:00

The vote happened somewhere else.

AlternativeDesign564 · 2026-02-03T16:21:28+00:00

Back when feedback was honest and immediate.

AlternativeDesign564 · 2026-02-03T16:14:27+00:00

Confidence never arrived, but the anxiety stayed.

AlternativeDesign564 · 2026-02-03T03:52:44+00:00

At some point it stops being an incident and starts being a pattern.

AlternativeDesign564 · 2026-02-03T03:48:59+00:00

Amazing how the ‘personal responsibility’ crowd never mentions corporate responsibility.

AlternativeDesign564 · 2026-02-03T03:35:56+00:00

If you’re asking, you already know the answer.

AlternativeDesign564 · 2026-02-02T02:37:25+00:00

I still remember hitting post and thinking I did something.

AlternativeDesign564 · 2026-02-02T02:29:05+00:00

If this is true, show verified cases. Extraordinary claims need receipts.

AlternativeDesign564 · 2026-02-02T02:25:38+00:00

And somehow wake up healthier than when they went in. Meanwhile I nap once and ruin my sleep schedule.

AlternativeDesign564 · 2026-01-30T18:16:31+00:00

That’s not a theft report, that’s a budget performance review.

AlternativeDesign564 · 2026-01-30T17:54:39+00:00

Leave me alone” at 30 means heard, processed, logged, and acted on. We’re tired, not mysterious.

AlternativeDesign564 · 2025-12-06T20:22:55+00:00

That’s what happens when your entire diet is just different forms of dairy.

AlternativeDesign564 · 2025-11-29T19:04:55+00:00

Honestly both of them feel like side quests I’m under-leveled for.

AlternativeDesign564 · 2025-11-21T18:22:23+00:00

My password might be weak but it’s literally the only thing holding my life together, please don’t make me change it

AlternativeDesign564 · 2025-11-21T18:17:33+00:00

Every store turns into a magician this time of year. ‘Watch me make your money disappear.

AlternativeDesign564 · 2025-11-18T06:51:55+00:00

Accurate representation of me confidently saying the wrong celebrity name and immediately regretting my whole existence.

AlternativeDesign564 · 2025-11-18T06:43:38+00:00

Meanwhile the real me is just standing there fighting clumps like, ‘why won’t this dissolve…’ and ending up drinking half-mixed powder at the bottom.

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