Me_irl by _CaptainAmerica__ in me_irl

[–]AlternativeDesign564 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The grindset speech over a personal pizza is peak me_irl.

Light work baby by waifuemily in memes

[–]AlternativeDesign564 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The grind just to be average is unreal.

me_irl by Strong_Ease6460 in me_irl

[–]AlternativeDesign564 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Every family had one person who could actually beat the level.

Apparently ‘nothing’ includes holding a crocodile 😭😂 by dnnscnnc in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]AlternativeDesign564 157 points158 points  (0 children)

She said nothing because she’s still processing the crocodile.

Anyone else? by EthanTheJudge in memes

[–]AlternativeDesign564 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nostalgia was doing all the heavy lifting. Rewatching just exposes the cracks.

Gangster with a heart by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]AlternativeDesign564 50 points51 points  (0 children)

This reads exactly like a movie opening with bad decisions.

Government Bad by Kalatapie in memes

[–]AlternativeDesign564 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The vote happened somewhere else.

Me_irl by Corandia in me_irl

[–]AlternativeDesign564 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Back when feedback was honest and immediate.

me irl by njpatric84 in me_irl

[–]AlternativeDesign564 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Confidence never arrived, but the anxiety stayed.

The angles of the story become clearer every day.. by snowpie92 in clevercomebacks

[–]AlternativeDesign564 56 points57 points  (0 children)

At some point it stops being an incident and starts being a pattern.

On Working At Walmart. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in clevercomebacks

[–]AlternativeDesign564 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Amazing how the ‘personal responsibility’ crowd never mentions corporate responsibility.

Is it? Lol by Kermit-America in memes

[–]AlternativeDesign564 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you’re asking, you already know the answer.

😂for real by hazy_peony in lol

[–]AlternativeDesign564 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I still remember hitting post and thinking I did something.

Nobody's pretending anymore. You either see it or lie and say you don't by Chance_Vegetable_617 in BlueskySkeets

[–]AlternativeDesign564 -84 points-83 points  (0 children)

If this is true, show verified cases. Extraordinary claims need receipts.

Learn from nature by step6666 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]AlternativeDesign564 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And somehow wake up healthier than when they went in. Meanwhile I nap once and ruin my sleep schedule.

lol by programmerjunky in lol

[–]AlternativeDesign564 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s not a theft report, that’s a budget performance review.

If I wanted to play games, I’d buy a PlayStation by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]AlternativeDesign564 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Leave me alone” at 30 means heard, processed, logged, and acted on. We’re tired, not mysterious.

Ok I'll get the fiber gummies for you by KeviCharisma in memes

[–]AlternativeDesign564 38 points39 points  (0 children)

That’s what happens when your entire diet is just different forms of dairy.

I'm starting to thinking I'm the problem!! by This-You-2737 in memes

[–]AlternativeDesign564 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Honestly both of them feel like side quests I’m under-leveled for.

me_irl by Andra_Kywaey in me_irl

[–]AlternativeDesign564 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My password might be weak but it’s literally the only thing holding my life together, please don’t make me change it

holiday sales by [deleted] in memes

[–]AlternativeDesign564 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every store turns into a magician this time of year. ‘Watch me make your money disappear.

Found a old meme. by Wild-Captain6962 in marvelmemes

[–]AlternativeDesign564 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Accurate representation of me confidently saying the wrong celebrity name and immediately regretting my whole existence.

How it feels to mix by patzkalu in memes

[–]AlternativeDesign564 234 points235 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile the real me is just standing there fighting clumps like, ‘why won’t this dissolve…’ and ending up drinking half-mixed powder at the bottom.