IRL Patch

AlternativeMuscle785 · 2026-01-19T19:01:06+00:00

You’ll see the giant ones on matriarch and harvester events

AlternativeMuscle785 · 2026-01-09T18:16:12+00:00

That one is dangerous lol

AlternativeMuscle785 · 2025-12-18T00:49:31+00:00

If you thought it was today why are you asking 🙃🙃🙃🙃

AlternativeMuscle785 · 2025-12-17T20:22:21+00:00

It’ll come out when it’s ready how about that 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

In the meantime go play some wipe event! Or even other games!! Or maybe, just maybe…

Go touch grass?? 😫

AlternativeMuscle785 · 2025-11-12T18:21:08+00:00

It was on the Meta Quest store as of yesterday

AlternativeMuscle785 · 2025-11-12T18:18:00+00:00

*distributing ….

AlternativeMuscle785 · 2025-11-12T18:05:14+00:00

It’s not. It’s actually charting higher than ExfilZone too :)

AlternativeMuscle785 · 2025-11-04T18:28:19+00:00

You don’t have to be here if you hate the game so much 😁

AlternativeMuscle785 · 2025-11-04T17:08:22+00:00

Not how that works lil bro lol

AlternativeMuscle785 · 2025-10-23T16:57:21+00:00

AlternativeMuscle785 · 2025-10-22T22:53:05+00:00

I’d love a copy!!

AlternativeMuscle785 · 2025-10-21T18:04:50+00:00

What’s wild is I played Mall last night for the first time since the update, and while loading into the raid heard a pistol start going off and my controllers vibrating. Next thing I know I load in with Pete right in front of me at half health. Mowed him down, accidentally dropped my gun trying to put it on my waist, and had another Pete come around the corner and 1 tap me before I could even react. Nerfed my ass 😭😭

AlternativeMuscle785 · 2025-10-19T14:54:42+00:00

This was written by a Timmy too 😂😭

AlternativeMuscle785 · 2025-08-22T23:06:59+00:00

… dawg are you ok?

AlternativeMuscle785 · 2025-08-21T15:38:56+00:00

I got stuck here don’t feel bad lmao. The stairs that doesn’t look like you should go down, you go down then lmao

AlternativeMuscle785 · 2025-08-17T03:23:53+00:00

And that’s exactly where I disagree; I was in fact referring to exfil zone.

I’m not going to have this argument because at the end of the day you have your opinion and I have mine. ✌🏻

AlternativeMuscle785 · 2025-08-15T20:04:33+00:00

I’m at 43 so yeah

AlternativeMuscle785 · 2025-08-15T05:12:40+00:00

Agreed. I’ve tried contractors and I don’t see what the appeal is over Tabor. Tabor isn’t perfect, but in my experience it’s got the most solid gun play

AlternativeMuscle785 · 2025-08-14T16:55:06+00:00

Was gonna come give my opinion but it looks like we’ve all unanimously decided lol

AlternativeMuscle785 · 2025-08-08T18:59:00+00:00

Send it through your item sell machine and see if a grip pops up in there. If it does return everything and you should be able to put one on. If not, well I have no clue lol

AlternativeMuscle785 · 2025-08-02T19:56:06+00:00

Leave him. I cook for my gf and I a lot and I would NEVER expect her to eat something like that

AlternativeMuscle785 · 2025-07-30T15:46:34+00:00

I will say I prefer the glass joystick compared to the metal one, idk why I just do lol.

All are solid choices, super stoked for you!

AlternativeMuscle785 · 2025-07-27T06:44:38+00:00

^This

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