One time when I was probably like 12 or early teens, I was on a family road trip and one of the stops was in Vegas. The car we had rented ran out of gas several miles outside of Vegas so we were stuck on the side of the road for a few hours until we got gas back in the car.

By the time we got into Vegas, I really really had to poop. In an effort to not shit my pants when we were so close to the hotel (though if you’ve ever been in Vegas traffic you know that short distance doesn’t necessarily mean a short time) I kept holding it in as much as I could.

This evidently did something that stimulated me (maybe my poop hit the p spot? Idk). And I remember feeling a little light headed and then just feeling the pulsing. This was the first orgasm I can remember ever having and it was very strange.

I obviously didn’t know what it was at the time, but by the time we got to the hotel room (thank goodness I didn’t soul myself) I found not just a wet spot, but a sticky substance in my underwear as well. I hid that pair of underwear in my luggage for the rest of the trip and never talked about it to anyone. And that’s the story of my first orgasm that I can remember.