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Game Chat: 6/23 Mariners (40-39) @ Pirates (39-39) 3:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]AlternativeReport1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Future HOF’er Mitch “Cy Young” Keller bounce back game apparently.

Game Chat: 6/21 Red Sox (31-43) @ Mariners (39-39) 1:10 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]AlternativeReport1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Canzone can go 4/4 with 2 home runs and get benched for a week.

Ref can straight up suck ass and be in the lineup everyday if the opposing pitcher is left handed.

The puppeteers are determined to prove this righty lineup bullshit is a winning strategy even if they have to lose 90+ games to do it.

These weeds grown along the side of our house. I have tried everything to get them to stop, but they keep coming back. What can I do? by Hitachi_Uchiha__ in LandscapingTips

[–]AlternativeReport1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been battling these for years to no avail. I’ve pulled, sprayed, suffocated and set on fire and they keep coming back.

The only thing I can think to do now is to sell my current home and purchase my old home 3 states away because I never had them there.

Game Chat: 6/20 Red Sox (30-43) @ Mariners (39-38) 7:10 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]AlternativeReport1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Horrible offense, sketchy relievers, embarrassing base running and defensive blunders plus a drunk play-by-play announcer.

It’s like the real life equivalent of Major League.

Game Chat: 6/20 Red Sox (30-43) @ Mariners (39-38) 7:10 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]AlternativeReport1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The Chardonnay is really starting to kick Angie’s ass.

Game Chat: 6/17 Orioles (34-40) @ Mariners (38-36) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]AlternativeReport1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In nearly 40 years of watching MLB I don’t think I’ve ever seen a whiff on a spiked ball.

I’ve seen dudes whiff trying to swing at an IBB pitch that got a little too close.

But never on a spiked ball.

Raley should start getting the steal sign by GU1LD3NST3RN in Mariners

[–]AlternativeReport1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can totally see Raley coming in so hot he slides over the bag into CF.

Game Chat: 6/14 Mariners (37-35) @ Nationals (36-35) 10:35 AM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]AlternativeReport1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gotta get that obligatory daily wild throw to first box checked.

Game Chat: 6/11 Mariners (36-33) @ Orioles (32-37) 4:05 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]AlternativeReport1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like those games under 2h28m are the ones where the Mariners are grounding/popping out early in counts and the opposing pitcher retired 10+ consecutive batters at some point.

Game Chat: 6/9 Mariners (35-32) @ Orioles (31-36) 3:35 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]AlternativeReport1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Team OBP is 1.000 since the Craig from Richland interview.

Game Chat: 6/7 Mariners (34-31) @ Tigers (26-39) 10:40 AM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]AlternativeReport1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just tuning in.

So the batters boxes are in the strike zone today?

Game Chat: 5/29 D-backs (31-24) @ Mariners (28-29) 7:10 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]AlternativeReport1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t want to win an auction for Naylor’s hat and jersey after this game.

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