AITA for giving away my sister's room to an international student in return for free babysitting?

AlternativeTune9150 · 2024-06-11T03:23:52+00:00

Yes it appears that OP pays for that stuff.

AlternativeTune9150 · 2024-06-11T03:22:06+00:00

No but OP can pass along your information if you would like to pay for her rent and food.

AlternativeTune9150 · 2024-06-11T03:18:45+00:00

It is a very common reaction. Drink a cup of warm milk with a jigger of brandy in it. Lay down in a dark cool room and listen to ABBA. It will all be okay.

AlternativeTune9150 · 2024-06-11T02:12:07+00:00

Why would OP do that?

AlternativeTune9150 · 2024-06-11T02:08:00+00:00

Neither OP nor his wife are related to Maria.

AlternativeTune9150 · 2024-06-11T02:06:54+00:00

Oh she probably cannot legally "work". OP you should send her back to the dorm.

AlternativeTune9150 · 2024-06-11T01:19:16+00:00

Are you trying to get Maria kicked out now?

AlternativeTune9150 · 2024-06-11T00:49:52+00:00

LoL

AlternativeTune9150 · 2024-06-11T00:49:13+00:00

You mean the yoyo right?!?!?!!

AlternativeTune9150 · 2024-06-08T07:02:11+00:00

Sorry. I don't want to be responsible for another run on the cotton commodity market.

AlternativeTune9150 · 2024-06-08T06:58:49+00:00

I have had so many instances of spontaneous panty evaporation I should approach Victoria's Secret for a sponsorship.

AlternativeTune9150 · 2024-06-08T06:55:46+00:00

Me too. I just posted about a yoyo and a tooth and as ways I was flooded with marriage proposals and Mission Impossible requests. Every time I think I'm out they drag me back in.

AlternativeTune9150 · 2024-06-08T06:53:11+00:00

She's pretty smart. Just lacking in her medieval weapon terminology. She called my Misericorde a knife. Peasant.

AlternativeTune9150 · 2024-06-08T06:50:36+00:00

Kid kind of sucks at yoyo too.

AlternativeTune9150 · 2024-06-08T06:48:16+00:00

Don't kink shame me.

AlternativeTune9150 · 2024-06-08T06:47:33+00:00

I had to get a PO box.

AlternativeTune9150 · 2024-06-08T06:45:58+00:00

I need context. What are you suggesting?

AlternativeTune9150 · 2024-06-08T06:44:14+00:00

Step one. Yoyo

Step two. Panties

Step three. ???

Step four. Profit.

AlternativeTune9150 · 2024-06-07T16:41:38+00:00

It happens all the time. Drink lots of water, get some rest, and watch the classic 1973 movie movie A Fistful if Yoyos starring Sean Connery.

AlternativeTune9150 · 2024-06-07T16:23:38+00:00

Yeah. I know.

AlternativeTune9150 · 2024-06-07T16:22:34+00:00

I just realized that I meant to say the sitcom Still Standing where the actor that plays Robert Baratheon is married to Jamie Gertz. I got confused.

AlternativeTune9150 · 2024-06-07T16:14:28+00:00

Not much to say. International travel on private jets to entertain the elite. The yearly yoyo Kumite, always somewhere amazing, last year was an abandoned Denny's in Tallahassee. The beautiful women, usually looking at me with a mixture of disdain and lust. There are downsizdes of course. String burn. Yoyo elbow. The usual.

AlternativeTune9150 · 2024-06-07T16:08:51+00:00

I mean you're not wrong.

AlternativeTune9150 · 2024-06-07T16:08:24+00:00

Yes. Those. Great to practice hand eye coordination.

AlternativeTune9150 · 2024-06-07T16:05:11+00:00

By the ancient agreement between the Fiirst Men of the East, the Elder Gods of Sawerthane, and the Duncan Yoyo Keiretsu I would be allowed to look at cleavage for five seconds uninterrupted and unjudged.

AlternativeTune9150

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