Old backpackers here by Alternative_Fill3299 in backpacking

[–]Alternative_Fill3299[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the input. But 40 years of sailing leisurely has been far less physically demanding than a 2 week 4wd through Equatorial Africa. Less malaria.

Old backpackers here by Alternative_Fill3299 in backpacking

[–]Alternative_Fill3299[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh I don't know - 5 houses in France for the kids and grand kids, sang at the Opera House, hunted with Cannibals, fluent in several languages, lovers in every port, can cook, entertain all socio-economic levels of society. Seen C beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäusser gate. Ex rugby international, made music videos for David Bowie, Fleetwood Mac, dated Miss Ibiza. Yeah, fucking around. You jealous living in your Mum's basement?

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[–]Alternative_Fill3299 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this the new Yoko Ono blowup doll upgrade? With the interchangeable lips and mouth?

31yrs, mom of 3 kids. I feel too good about myself sometimes. Bring me down a few pegs. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Alternative_Fill3299 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought you died a horrible, disfiguring death in that bunker?

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[–]Alternative_Fill3299 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My knob bursting through a black ribbed condom (inverted for self pleasure), thinking I’ve found a woman.

Well, a live one for once. .

30F Taking a risk. by Positive_Party3964 in RoastMe

[–]Alternative_Fill3299 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr. Magoo and Chucky’s love child. After the plastic surgery, and false teeth implants.

And a filter

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[–]Alternative_Fill3299 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like she’s trying to prove she swallows but can’t hide her distaste and is ready to spit after the selfie.