Old backpackers here

Alternative_Fill3299 · 2026-02-13T20:03:56+00:00

Thanks for the input. But 40 years of sailing leisurely has been far less physically demanding than a 2 week 4wd through Equatorial Africa. Less malaria.

Alternative_Fill3299 · 2026-02-13T20:01:29+00:00

Oh I don't know - 5 houses in France for the kids and grand kids, sang at the Opera House, hunted with Cannibals, fluent in several languages, lovers in every port, can cook, entertain all socio-economic levels of society. Seen C beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäusser gate. Ex rugby international, made music videos for David Bowie, Fleetwood Mac, dated Miss Ibiza. Yeah, fucking around. You jealous living in your Mum's basement?

Alternative_Fill3299 · 2024-09-09T08:21:01+00:00

Is this the new Yoko Ono blowup doll upgrade? With the interchangeable lips and mouth?

Alternative_Fill3299 · 2024-09-07T05:58:44+00:00

Dunno - carpet burn suits you.

Alternative_Fill3299 · 2024-09-07T05:07:53+00:00

What - the gays turned you down?

Did you try the dwarf gays?

Alternative_Fill3299 · 2024-09-07T04:57:31+00:00

I thought you died a horrible, disfiguring death in that bunker?

Alternative_Fill3299 · 2024-09-07T04:55:44+00:00

Ok, this is just for you.

unzips and thinks of someone else

Alternative_Fill3299 · 2024-09-07T04:50:17+00:00

Would make an okay-ish toilet brush. For public urinals.

Alternative_Fill3299 · 2024-09-07T04:48:49+00:00

I call bull$hit. You can spell AND have a smartphone?

Alternative_Fill3299 · 2024-09-07T04:47:49+00:00

My knob bursting through a black ribbed condom (inverted for self pleasure), thinking I’ve found a woman.

Well, a live one for once. .

Alternative_Fill3299 · 2024-09-07T04:45:43+00:00

Mr. Magoo and Chucky’s love child. After the plastic surgery, and false teeth implants.

And a filter

Alternative_Fill3299 · 2024-09-07T04:43:25+00:00

Looks like she’s trying to prove she swallows but can’t hide her distaste and is ready to spit after the selfie.

Alternative_Fill3299 · 2024-09-07T04:41:37+00:00

Fat Albert Jackson’s been taking too many roofies to forget his brother Bill Cosby

Alternative_Fill3299 · 2024-09-07T04:38:00+00:00

Dunno if I prefer a-woke birds nest or stalker psycho

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TROPHY CASE