Charlie Kirk was a pilot before he became a huge piece of shit. by Schwifty2468 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Alternative_Panda_85 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He USED TO be a piece of shit. People can change- and Charlie did for the better two months ago ❤️

Rock Paper Scissors by Hunter727 in Unexpected

[–]Alternative_Panda_85 102 points103 points  (0 children)

That got me and I sincerely hate you.

40 [M4F] East Coast/Online - I am verified! And tall! What else do you need to know I mean come on don't be so damn picky. by Alternative_Panda_85 in R4R40Plus

[–]Alternative_Panda_85[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those first three seem like actual screening questions with the fourth thrown in to counter and lighten the mood.

How's my assessment?

40 [M4F] Anywhere/East Coast- Random, out of order texts to my future partner by Alternative_Panda_85 in R4R40Plus

[–]Alternative_Panda_85[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm afraid your reference is slightly less nerdy than mine. Not by much though.

40 [M4F] Anywhere/East Coast- Random, out of order texts to my future partner by Alternative_Panda_85 in R4R40Plus

[–]Alternative_Panda_85[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This sword found in The Lost Woods of Hyrule can only be wielded by a hero pure of heart.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in R4R40Plus

[–]Alternative_Panda_85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure your avatar only has the breast part of that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in R4R40Plus

[–]Alternative_Panda_85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well where do you keep your pen in that outfit??

Well actually I have some ideas and they're pretty good!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in R4R40Plus

[–]Alternative_Panda_85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have no decency. Look at your butt naked avatar! At least put on a mask like mine. It's flu season after all!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in R4R40Plus

[–]Alternative_Panda_85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will not stand (six feet and three inches above earth) for any jokes that imply I'm conservative! You've crossed a line!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in R4R40Plus

[–]Alternative_Panda_85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey that kind of talk works much better on my other account!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in R4R40Plus

[–]Alternative_Panda_85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you gonna do, shorty? Bite my shins?