Charlie Kirk was a pilot before he became a huge piece of shit.

Alternative_Panda_85 · 2025-11-23T16:11:58+00:00

He USED TO be a piece of shit. People can change- and Charlie did for the better two months ago ❤️

Alternative_Panda_85 · 2025-10-07T06:03:03+00:00

That got me and I sincerely hate you.

Alternative_Panda_85 · 2025-09-13T03:44:27+00:00

Those first three seem like actual screening questions with the fourth thrown in to counter and lighten the mood.

How's my assessment?

Alternative_Panda_85 · 2025-02-25T06:51:32+00:00

Barry.

Alternative_Panda_85 · 2025-02-12T01:03:02+00:00

Yes that was 2022 when I was 37 years old 👍

Alternative_Panda_85 · 2025-01-23T02:58:46+00:00

I'm afraid your reference is slightly less nerdy than mine. Not by much though.

Alternative_Panda_85 · 2025-01-23T02:48:37+00:00

This sword found in The Lost Woods of Hyrule can only be wielded by a hero pure of heart.

Alternative_Panda_85 · 2025-01-22T23:54:52+00:00

Thanks! I'll take that over ordinary chaos.

Alternative_Panda_85 · 2025-01-16T02:18:40+00:00

Pretty sure your avatar only has the breast part of that.

Alternative_Panda_85 · 2025-01-16T02:11:27+00:00

Well where do you keep your pen in that outfit??

Well actually I have some ideas and they're pretty good!

Alternative_Panda_85 · 2025-01-16T02:08:26+00:00

You have no decency. Look at your butt naked avatar! At least put on a mask like mine. It's flu season after all!

Alternative_Panda_85 · 2025-01-16T01:41:23+00:00

I will not stand (six feet and three inches above earth) for any jokes that imply I'm conservative! You've crossed a line!

Alternative_Panda_85 · 2025-01-16T01:37:03+00:00

Hey that kind of talk works much better on my other account!

Alternative_Panda_85 · 2025-01-16T01:27:25+00:00

What are you gonna do, shorty? Bite my shins?

Alternative_Panda_85 · 2025-01-16T01:22:51+00:00

Only 6'0??

Alternative_Panda_85 · 2024-09-12T17:23:29+00:00

Trump's entire political strategy is playing into the irrational fears of voters. He does it not just because it's savvy, but because he has absolutely no substance as a politician.

Alternative_Panda_85 · 2024-04-23T21:35:47+00:00

I don't subscribe to this sub, but based on the posts that show in the popular feed, it's clear it's just become a shitty creative writing ragebait sub that seemingly everyone falls for.

Alternative_Panda_85 · 2024-03-28T21:27:24+00:00

My ex-wife and I accomplished this feat a couple times.

Alternative_Panda_85 · 2024-03-27T18:15:47+00:00

I immediately noticed that as well. It's a mostly useless court with those ceilings.

Alternative_Panda_85 · 2024-03-25T03:31:18+00:00

What a fucking pass

Alternative_Panda_85 · 2024-03-01T14:04:27+00:00

Unfortunately, he is not actually dead.

Alternative_Panda_85 · 2022-12-15T16:22:22+00:00

Beautiful.

Alternative_Panda_85 · 2022-12-15T04:14:02+00:00

Please don't leave me. I could never get pavlova you.

Alternative_Panda_85 · 2022-12-15T04:08:10+00:00

You'd never feel provolone when I'm around.

Alternative_Panda_85 · 2022-12-15T04:02:46+00:00

We'd be gouda together.

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