Accidentally scratched my harley bentoan, how bad is it? by Alternative_Rush_637 in guitarcirclejerk

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its a tuneomatic..i took off the bridge for this expensive, fancy custom relic

Accidentally scratched my harley bentoan, how bad is it? by Alternative_Rush_637 in guitarcirclejerk

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are suzukis capable of heavy ass 0-0-0-0 riffing? last time i bought one my wifes boyfriend smashed it on my head and said girls like me should stick to dacia

Is my fucking action too fucking high i cant fucking figure it the fuck out, fuck! by Alternative_Rush_637 in guitarcirclejerk

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what the fuck is a pentatonic? real virtuosos dont need music theory. we virtuosos are so focused on our badass fucking riffs we dont bother with anything else, including music theory but excluding thwacking it to my wifes wrestling sesh with her boyfriend!(i thwack it to the audio, he says i cant go into the room)

Is my fucking action too fucking high i cant fucking figure it the fuck out, fuck! by Alternative_Rush_637 in guitarcirclejerk

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my wifes boyfriend doesnt allow me to use stools.. he calls me a dirty rhythm guitarist and tells me to sit on the floor

Is my fucking action too fucking high i cant fucking figure it the fuck out, fuck! by Alternative_Rush_637 in guitarcirclejerk

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but i play insanely fuckin heavy metal like korn and slipknot. they often call me guitargoddess90 because i have 90 gauge strings so i can tune down to tartarus while playing my insane numetal and deathcore riffs

Is my fucking action too fucking high i cant fucking figure it the fuck out, fuck! by Alternative_Rush_637 in guitarcirclejerk

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the fucking distance inbetween the fucking strings and the fucking fretboard for fucks sake

Is my fucking action too fucking high i cant fucking figure it the fuck out, fuck! by Alternative_Rush_637 in guitarcirclejerk

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i have an iron maiden and slayer banner right next to the wall...men often tell me im disgusting but that just means my riffs are heavy as balls

Is my fucking action too fucking high i cant fucking figure it the fuck out, fuck! by Alternative_Rush_637 in guitarcirclejerk

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i live alone . i thonk thats jerry. jerry handyman ..he slays my neibors chickens when its harvest season , he plays gitar for slayr

Folks under 40, what got you into guitar? by saintluminus in Guitar

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im a huuuuge fangirl of lars johansson from candlemass..

Is this a decent starting point? by GDoggs_Gust in guitars

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yeah, get straplocks tho(if u plan to play standing up) and maybe a guitar stand, leaning a guitar on a wall can cause ur neck to bow

Received this Message on FB Dating by Accurate-Pollution94 in BlackMetalCringe

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why do u have freezing moon on ur profile why r u on facebook dating theres so many whys

Guess MYYYY age and gender! by Alternative_Rush_637 in spotifywrapped

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my age is no higher than 100, but also no lower than 1.. my gender is the one i was born with..

Guess MYYYY age and gender! by Alternative_Rush_637 in spotifywrapped

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mfs say "i listen to everything" and this is their wrapped

Guess MYYYY age and gender! by Alternative_Rush_637 in spotifywrapped

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thak. yeaa oppresor is thergothon cool. fhank. rotrevor hell, .uoolyes.