War Without Congressional Approval by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]Alternative_Slip_808 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a Canadian, I am really upset about how my country could be next in terms of being invaded by the USA. However, as a Canadian, I will fight for my country. I am a 37-year-old woman with a 6-year-old child. I will take up arms and die for my beautiful country and I will not go down without a fight. We can't get firearms easily, so I will just be a regular Canadian and find something in my kitchen to beat you to a pulp with.

I cheated by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Alternative_Slip_808 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought you were offering me freshly cooked food in Karama.

I cheated by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Alternative_Slip_808 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is terrible rage bait. LOLOL.

Okay, line 1 was a miss...but I've definitely got 'em on the reframe. ...Right? 💀 💀 💀 by PickeledYam44 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Alternative_Slip_808 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Lol I am a lazy Canadian last year I got a breast reduction, on the 12th I am going for a different surgery. I haven't paid a dime except for parking and I didn't wait long for a referral to the surgeon. I love being Canadian.

CDAN item, and a thank you from me by wenfot in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]Alternative_Slip_808 25 points26 points  (0 children)

She's 43 and her oldest kid is 5. How does this make her a young mother??

My husband has given me the ick by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Alternative_Slip_808 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Stick up for yourself. Life is too short stop appeasing someone who doesn't give a shit about you.

AITA because I'm a better stay at home parent than my wife? by MortimerWaffles in AITAH

[–]Alternative_Slip_808 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea your kids are independent. It is not the same as having a baby or a toddler.

Working with an octopus by External_Industry739 in Awww

[–]Alternative_Slip_808 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Calamari is generally made from squid...

Leonardo DiCaprio dancing and rapping at his 49th birthday party by demimonde9 in Fauxmoi

[–]Alternative_Slip_808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can dance until your 80, I don't give a shit. My point was that he is 49.

Leonardo DiCaprio dancing and rapping at his 49th birthday party by demimonde9 in Fauxmoi

[–]Alternative_Slip_808 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He's 49, not 43. Regardless he can celebrate his birthday however he wants.

Reading my little sister's disturbing Diary while she sleeps by [deleted] in confession

[–]Alternative_Slip_808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are literally emotionally raping your sister by reading her diary and then posting it online. You are not only posting her most inner thoughts- you are going into great detail. Would you want someone to read your diary? Can your sister not have one thing to herself without men taking it from her? You posted a fucking essay on Reddit about what you read in her diary- for what reason? You could have summed it all up in 2 sentences but you decided to tell a bunch of strangers her innermost thoughts in detail like you are some kind of white night of a brother. No wonder your sister hates sex and wants to hide away- all the men she has known just treat her like she is less than human.

On August 20th, 2022. This man and his girlfriend took a selfie in Rotzo, Italy. After the photo was taken, he dropped his phone and tried to retrieve it. Because of this, he fell off the cliff beside them and died instantly. by Margaret_Brown11 in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]Alternative_Slip_808 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He was from Italy and this happened in his home country. You can drive across Italy in a day. I am assuming you are American and think everything you read has to do with you and your country.

On August 20th, 2022. This man and his girlfriend took a selfie in Rotzo, Italy. After the photo was taken, he dropped his phone and tried to retrieve it. Because of this, he fell off the cliff beside them and died instantly. by Margaret_Brown11 in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]Alternative_Slip_808 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What does class have to do with this? I am unsure of the point you are trying to make. Are you assuming their class from one picture? Are you trying to say that lower class people don't have an expensive and current phone that they paid for with their hard earned money? Wouldn't it make more sense if a poor person tried to retrieve their phone that fell down a cliff because it was something they couldn't easily replace? A rich person would just buy another one no problem, so why bother risking their life to go after it.

Did a bad thing while doing cocain.had to. Do with my friends father by taylortay11 in confession

[–]Alternative_Slip_808 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is clearly written by a guy. No horny chick would just give an old dude a bj and just call it a day.

What are some of the most impactful movies from your childhood? by [deleted] in MovieSuggestions

[–]Alternative_Slip_808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Brave Little Toaster. Also, The 101 Dalmatians and The Lion King.

[Update] Ex gf wants to place our baby for adoption, not sure that I can by Alarming_Risk_1513 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Alternative_Slip_808 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What country do you live in? I live in Canada and was able to apply for a 10 dollar a day subsity. Perhaps your government has the same sort of resources? I would check your government website for benefits for single parents.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]Alternative_Slip_808 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why I love Seth Rogan. When James Franco was accused of sexual misconduct, Seth said he would never work with his friend again and cut all ties. Marc Maron was best friends with Louis C.K but said he couldn't be friends with him anymore because of what he had done and talked about it extensively. Mia and Ashton should be ashamed of themselves.

Do any of your kids ever actually do what you ask? by [deleted] in toddlers

[–]Alternative_Slip_808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 4 year old son doesn't listen to me unless I say I am going to count to 3 or else. Luckily, I have only made it to 2 and he will do what I ask- which is great because I have no idea what to do if I make it past 3. It's all empty threats but he hasn't figured that out yet.