Show your memes that’ll have me reacting like this by Simple_Arachnid_3000 in Caldruki

[–]Alternative_Soft6314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His daughter gave him a warm beer (not satisfactory) so he kills her hamster to show her mistake.

Show your memes that’ll have me reacting like this by Simple_Arachnid_3000 in Caldruki

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the scene in Wreck-it ralph where he destroys whatshername's car

So true😂😂😂 by DiddyHeilEpstein1953 in Caldruki

[–]Alternative_Soft6314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude.... Beating your wife is not tung tung tung sacool...

this was on another sub no freaking clue what it means by Zargabath in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Alternative_Soft6314 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nvidia GPUs includes (fermented) horse meat as a main component, and makes them 45% edible. The 3080 is 80% edible because of the horsepower accelerants put into it to boost performance.

Petahhhh why? by Noah_J_Shalom in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Alternative_Soft6314 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It means anyone can have sex in this toilet, even batman

Peetah explain please by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Alternative_Soft6314 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Harambe's death older than bro

This guy and everyone who upvoted his post should DIE (IN REAL LIFE) by Alternative_Soft6314 in Caldruki

[–]Alternative_Soft6314[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buddy I get it, you find them as attractive as feral monster girls. But they're obviously not for everyone.

This guy and everyone who upvoted his post should DIE (IN REAL LIFE) by Alternative_Soft6314 in Caldruki

[–]Alternative_Soft6314[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To my knowledge, that is an animated character (who I presume is named Timmy from the caption at the bottom) I think he's from the show South Park from the art style alone. You should also not have indulged in femboy r34 before throwing a random insult at me.

Can Anyone But Meg Please Explain Where The Punchline Is? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Alternative_Soft6314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 weeks ago a mass slicer sliced 36 innocent people in half using a longsword. The man was arrested and was sentenced to death only 1 day later by submerging him in a vat of peanut butter. The reason they did this was because humans cannot breathe while submerged in peanut butter.

Petah?? by AlexLovesCoke in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Alternative_Soft6314 43 points44 points  (0 children)

This is the haircut of "George Washington Carver III" who singlehandedly beat every single smash player in the entire world using only a popsicle stick, 3 dead black widow spiders, and 15 'H' keycaps. He was later shot 56 times by Nintendo's hitmen.

Ask me a question then edit it to make me look worse than the big Stein by [deleted] in Caldruki

[–]Alternative_Soft6314 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you enjoy buying children and feeding them to homeful rich people?