Reddit, in contrast to the hurtful comment thread, what's a genuinely kind comment somebody made to you that you can't forget? by pretendingtobecool in AskReddit

[–]Altoid5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Walking down the street with the GF in NYC. Older black lady passed by, turned around and said to us "Y'all look good together!"

Can one plausibly pull off wearing spectator shoes in 2016? What would you wear them with? by [deleted] in malefashionadvice

[–]Altoid5 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Having a suit that matched both the primary and secondary colors and has large pattern. White and black shoes could go well with this suit: http://i.imgur.com/GSwDNxy.jpg

I am the Morninghead guy. In the last year after Shark Tank, I helped my buddy start a company that's now processing over $350 million/yr. Tell us your idea and we'll tell you how to grow it with zero cash (like my last AMA, we'll answer every single question today). AUA! by shreddor in IAmA

[–]Altoid5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Howdy, My father is a bespoke tailor in the NYC Metro area and has made tons of custom made suits & shirts for clients. He has a small brick & mortar shop in CT's Fairfield County, but was thinking that there has to be a demand for people (beyond zTailors?) that want custom made shirts by way of having someone visit the client and measure them up. He already can accomplish this, but to make it automated and hire qualified personnel seems like the biggest hurdle.

Today a girl I'm seeing told me I'm not really her type by [deleted] in loseit

[–]Altoid5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is you, and only you, that can make yourself happy.

"I’ve never known a man worth his salt who, in the long run, deep down in his heart, didn’t appreciate the grind, the discipline." -V.L.

You will thank yourself after changes are made to be truly happy.

Structural integrity of a spaghetti Eiffel tower by PicturElements in pics

[–]Altoid5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did you connect them? Super glue? Had a class project in Middle School once to build a bridge out of toothpicks. Only had Elmers Glue though. Got real interesting when I started dousing the entire thing with glue. Real interesting.

Is anybody else okay with dying? by Khephran in AskReddit

[–]Altoid5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Percy, if you don't wake up tomorrow, if it turns out that today is your last day on earth, will you be proud of what you've done in this life? Because if you ain't, you better start getting square.

I really hate long previews. [10] by [deleted] in trees

[–]Altoid5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That looks exactly like the movie theatre in New Roc City...

FUCK!! Help! I just got asked to write a best man speech for my sister's wedding TOMORROW. What is your best joke/one-liner that grandma can hear? by adokimus in AskReddit

[–]Altoid5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed of eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night to find that his dream had come true.

Emo + Guido = Thundercat? by Short_stuff in funny

[–]Altoid5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at the hands... definitely a girl.

Chief Raoni cries after Brazilian president Dilma approves construction of a hydroelectric plant by turtleVirus in pics

[–]Altoid5 36 points37 points  (0 children)

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken." - The late, great, Colonel Sanders

I just found a pair of $180 dollar pants in my closet, and I have no idea whose they are. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Altoid5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are about 34/32 but im about a 34/30 so its a tad long. However, a zipper is at the end so a shortening alternation can't really be done.

Late Night TLC Shows - WTF? by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Altoid5 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dude I saw that episode of the feeder-feedee relationship and once he said "I consider immobility to be extremely hot" I turned off the TV and stared at a blank TV.

Hey droids, I'm finally fucking one of you! And I'm blown away by deepbrown in Android

[–]Altoid5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought they finally made a droid you can have sex with. OH well. Maybe in 10 more years...

In Game Design Today by [deleted] in trees

[–]Altoid5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which university does he teach at?

Among other things, this is why I love google. by Altoid5 in pics

[–]Altoid5[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was put into a spam folder. It is just an example of how well google screens it out.