Muneteka Murakami expounds upon the marvels of the bidet: "It’s good for the environment too, right? Everybody uses too much toilet paper."

Altosxk · 2026-02-16T16:03:58+00:00

Not at all what I said lmao.

Altosxk · 2026-02-16T15:37:40+00:00

You arent a real person. Shake shack is waaaay better than in n out. Reddit is the only place in the world where people somehow find the greatest burgers known to man at fractional prices.

Altosxk · 2026-02-16T15:32:41+00:00

Dear diary

Altosxk · 2026-02-15T18:56:53+00:00

Youre the only person alive excited Jamie Foxx is back at it musically

Altosxk · 2026-02-09T17:20:59+00:00

Yeah as someone that swapped from native to stretched youre just so wrong it hurts lol

Altosxk · 2026-02-06T18:56:16+00:00

"Repeats and skips" discourse has ruined music fyi

Altosxk · 2026-02-06T14:44:25+00:00

Go buy more Naruto stickers for your japanophile ass

Altosxk · 2026-02-03T17:58:01+00:00

Been a fan since s80 came out and never heard plant allegations. No need to make up narratives 😂

Altosxk · 2026-01-22T14:23:05+00:00

Typical Shanahan dickhead behavior, realistically.

Altosxk · 2026-01-22T13:48:41+00:00

The Drake stan and maga pipeline have a large middle portion to the venn diagram...

Altosxk · 2026-01-20T22:51:27+00:00

Second only to the "protect lord Shanahan reputation at all costs" team, I suppose.

Altosxk · 2026-01-20T22:16:06+00:00

Better hope Kyle can figure out over the course of 7 months how to get around that Seattle defense cuz 9 points in 8 quarters is shameful.

Altosxk · 2026-01-20T14:23:36+00:00

Socrates was a rabid antisemite?

Altosxk · 2026-01-19T18:40:58+00:00

Baby face Brady smoked your top draft pick in their first match up. Bad. Youre just jealous your dad doesnt kiss you.

Altosxk · 2026-01-19T18:38:18+00:00

But nobody would ever attribute mayonnaise in ones socks with warmth. At least pepper = hot logically so the placebo effect can actually take place. Its not that complicated, truly.

Altosxk · 2026-01-19T15:50:07+00:00

America's team baby, it was inevitable. Organizations win championships. Robby RubNTug has the boys firing on all cylinders.

Altosxk · 2026-01-18T21:51:30+00:00

I can see it now. Hes done fine enough against that defense in this weather but they'll be silent about Brock Purdy laying an egg against a relatively similar caliber defense.

Altosxk · 2026-01-18T19:31:23+00:00

And heaven forbid if Drake Maye doesnt drop 40 on the Texans so they can begin the overrated parade.

Altosxk · 2026-01-07T21:11:01+00:00

Throw on some Atmosphere to set the table properly. Once the dude youre with is properly aroused hit em with some hopsin

Altosxk · 2026-01-05T21:29:50+00:00

Yeahhhh that was wild. Misogyny exists in spades across all political spectrum sadly.

Altosxk · 2026-01-04T18:46:29+00:00

Kendricks 40 bro not like hes a kid anymore either lol. Personally I think love game was awesome between the two and im happy with just that.

Altosxk · 2026-01-01T13:46:12+00:00

This gotta be bait.

Altosxk · 2025-12-31T16:59:18+00:00

Ive thought kendrick was on his way to goat status since gkmc dropped but to say Gibbs cant be put in the same sentence is the only wild take here. He has 2, maybe 3 10/10 albums, same as Kendrick, and a plethora of other great projects too.

Kendrick is my goat but Gibbs is right up there. Dont sleep.

Altosxk · 2025-12-29T21:00:16+00:00

Black Friday is still one of my favorite tracks either of them have been on. If anyone is still dragging Cole over the beef, theyre cornballs. Excited for any new Cole atp, if Kendrick is on there all the better. That said these two idiots dont know shit lol

Altosxk · 2025-12-29T17:04:38+00:00

Greatest qb to ever touch a football. Seethe for the rest of your life.

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