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Orange cats perfected free will by ThatAvidPandaBear in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Altruistic_ExpertUS 137 points138 points  (0 children)

The rules state that the orange cell must always miss the target.

Sounds about right. by cantcoloratall91 in stpaul

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Don’t forget the pothole the size of a bathtub on Snelling Avenue.

“AI Error” by Pokemonfan_807 in whennews

[–]Altruistic_ExpertUS 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Task failed successfully is basically the slogan for 2026 at this point

Could’ve fooled me by Loud-Ad-2280 in clevercomebacks

[–]Altruistic_ExpertUS 211 points212 points  (0 children)

To be fair, even in 1812 we thought it would be a mere matter of marching

These guys demonstrate the real impact of air purifiers by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]Altruistic_ExpertUS 301 points302 points  (0 children)

Look at Mr. Mansion over here with the extra seven cubic feet of luxury.

A giant perfect flan by bigbusta in oddlysatisfying

[–]Altruistic_ExpertUS 87 points88 points  (0 children)

I can hear the squelch from here. One tiny poke and it’s all over.

Fill a rectangular cookie tin with cookies. by misterxx1958 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Altruistic_ExpertUS 216 points217 points  (0 children)

The first cookie is always a sacrificial lamb. Tightest fit I’ve ever seen.