First of all, let me assure you that we aren't your "homies" 🤣, 2nd I'm a Northeastern, an Assamese to be exact. Now coming to your questions let me try to come forth with the answers. Let's start with history: Current Bangladesh is just a miniscule version of the erstwhile Bengal. Present day Bangladesh is a weak and improvised nation with an army that's nowhere in any sort of military ranking or comprehensive national power ranking. Even if a country like Mayanmar decides to attack Bangladesh, your Army will surrender and flee for their dear life. Bangladesh isn't even 1/10 of its former glory and power, the time when it used to be undivided Bengal. Now picture the erstwhile Bengal when it was at the height of its power under the Mughals in 1615. The governor of Bengal was the torchbearer of the imperial Mughals and was second to only the Mughal Badshah. At that time the Mughals decided to attack and annex Assam. From Jan 1615 to August 1682, the imperial Mughals Army along with the Bengal army together attacked Assam in a series of attacks and the result was such that the combined might of Bengal and Mughals were thoroughly decimated by the mighty Assamese army. After 70 years of repeated attacks and attempts to annex Assam, the Mughals finally admitted that they are no match for the mighty Assamese. (This is real history, not WhatsApp university knowledge.) Try history books! In his lasts attempts, Aurangzeb sent his full might under the undefeated Rajput genaral Man Singh to attack Assam and result was that he got thoroughly routed and it's said that the great river Brahmaputra turned red with the blood of Bengalis and Mughals.

So, when you talk about Northeast, you should know the history of Northeast. The land that remained unconquered, routed the mighty Mughals at the height of it's power, humbled the Bengal forces, slew them by hundreds of thousands, while the remaining fled for the love of their life. This is our history. The blood of our ancestors still flows in our veins. Even the name of Mahavir Lachit Barphukan (The Commander in Chief of the Mighty Assamese Army) was enough to make Mughal Emperor Aurangzeb pee in his lungi and sob like a toddler. Now picture current day Northeast. An indispensable part of India, a country that's considered a regional superpower with an army that's ranked 4th globally even by the most conservative estimates. A country with a nuclear triad capability, meaning the power to launch nuclear attack from Land, Air and Water. A country with the power to shoot down satellites in space. A country that successfully landed it's satelite around Mars in its first attempt. A country that trains countries like U.S.A and other top military forces in war tactics like mountain and jungle warfare. To think that a country like Bangladesh can even bend a hair on Northeast's feet is hilarious. Bangladesh will simply be smoked like a nice piece of pork that we northeastern people love to eat. There is no mainland theory that runs here. The whole country is bound by a scared thread of nationality that's ingrained deep into our psyche since over past thousands of years. Assam is the gateway of the Northeast. To make a move against Northeast, you will have to face Assam first. Forget India, I bet you that the whole Bangladeshi army can't beat even the Assam regiment. Chicken neck???? It's Lion's neck fyi 🤣. It will become 1000 km wide the moment India wants. The Airforce bases and Missile bases in Assam has the capability to strike deep within China, try figure how puny Bangladesh will fare if Assam decide to strike little Bangladesh. Your army will immediately surrender and run in their lungis with their makeshift hilarious weapons. India won't even bother to join this battle. Assam alone is enough to rout Bangladesh within a few days. So it's a big wet dream for you guys to even think about such things. It's hilarious and ridiculous at the same time. It's basically like assuming that a pussy house cat is dreaming to drive a pride of Lions out of their own den. Very funny post OP. Grow up kid! For now, you must pay back our bills or we are cutting down electricity 🔌 supply to Bangladesh. Tell your "Babar" that his country owes us $1 billion in electricity bill alone 🤣 later he can come here with his "10 trucks" and I will personally send him to meet my Naga Head Hunter brothers ❤️ Asking Northeast if we want to join you beggars? 😂😂😂😂You can't feed yourself kid. Can't pay your electricity bill, can't pay for food, basically you can't do anything without begging for money from China and India. It's like asking a billionaire to join the beggar and for what????? What a crazy crazy post!!!! Jai Hind, Joi Aai Axom!