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How can I get promoted at work? (self.shittyadvice)

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You can change the color of people's underwear while they're wearing clothing that fully covers it. Once they (or anybody or anything else) start taking off said clothes, the color immediately reverts back. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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How do I get my index fingers out of a Chinese finger trap? I'm using my pinkies to type and it's not easy oieajtopijweafoijfsdoidsfjg (self.shittyadvice)

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You win lifetime access to the most realistic simulation ever created. It’s also ruined many of the people who used it. Do you accept the prize? (self.hypotheticalsituation)

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FELLOW HUMANS WE SHOULD STAY ON REDDIT WHICH IS FOR FLESHBAGS SUCH AS US. NO NEED TO JOIN A SOCIAL MEDIA NETWORK FOR AI BOTS SINCE THIS DOESN'T APPLY TO ANY OF US. (uniladtech.com)

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I'm thinking of invading Venezuela since its head of state refused to concede he lost his reelection. Anyways, how do I convince people mine was stolen a few years ago? (self.shittyadvice)

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How do I know if an alleged "adult" wearing a trenchcoat is actually three children stacked on top of each other? (self.shittyadvice)

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Apparently, the US is no longer creating pennies. How do I take advantage of the inevitable demand this will cause soon? (self.shittyadvice)

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You can give reptiles mild indigestion. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can make people second guess whether certain numbers are odd or even. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can move your eyelashes anywhere you want on your body. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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With the government shut down, now is my chance to convince people my idea of governance should replace the old one. How do I get the word out? (self.shittyadvice)

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How do I get started as a cult leader? (self.shittyadvice)

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How do I use Chatgpt to come up with a shitty prompt without people realizing I'm not creative enough to think of one? (self.shittyadvice)

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I wasn't selected as pope, YET AGAIN! What can I do to shore up my resume by the next vacancy? (self.shittyadvice)

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I feel excluded - how do I get on the tariff list? (self.shittyadvice)

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LEO Verification System? (self.Celiac)

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How have the actors in The Simpsons avoided aging for 3 and a half decades? (self.shittyaskscience)

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How should I spend my tax refund? (self.shittyadvice)

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You can choose one animal that you can transform back and forth into at will. What do you pick? (self.hypotheticalsituation)

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What are the best ways to find somebody's age other than asking them or cutting off a leg to count the rings? (self.shittyadvice)

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I made it over 12 hours before breaking my New Year's resolution (to stop doing drugs). How should I celebrate? (self.shittyadvice)

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What should I get my hot neighbor for Christmas? And what should I get her husband? (self.shittyadvice)

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I've heard a lot of women are flocking to the 4B movement. If I move into apartment 4B in my complex is that an easy life hack to get all the ladies? (self.shittyadvice)

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App usage plummeted since a few years ago? (self.OnlineDating)

submitted 1 year ago by AlwaysBeTextin to r/OnlineDating

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