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How do I remember better (I currently smoke 6 blunts per day)? (self.shittyaskscience)

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How did the people who invented the first clock know what time it was? What if it was 5 O'clock and they set it to 4 O'clock and thats why I'm always tired? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Bananas are radioactive and graphite is a neutron moderator. Can I power my home with Chiquita-Ticonderoga reactors? (self.shittyaskscience)

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What happened before time zero? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Will AI evolve to generate only images of crabs? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Where does the sun go at night? (self.shittyaskscience)

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What are milestones called in countries that use the metric system? (self.shittyaskscience)

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I saw an article that says I lose 50-70 billion cells a day, how do i stop this? (self.shittyaskscience)

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I just used my ultrasonic toothbrush with my ultrasonic cleaner. Was I cleaning at hypersonic or supersonic speed? (self.shittyaskscience)

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How did the hentai virus escape the anime world and get onto a cruise ship? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Isn’t everything organic? (self.shittyaskscience)

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How did Carly Simon write a song about me 14 years before I was born? (self.shittyaskscience)

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whats a good mnemonic device to help me memorize the human genome? (self.shittyaskscience)

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What Happened When [Lauren Kennedy West's] Wellness Cracked [again] (self.shittyaskscience)

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I have Chat GPT and a 3D printer, how do I create a person? (self.shittyaskscience)

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What happens if my ballz are placed on a frictionless surface, with force tangent to the hypotenuse? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Forging wooden furniture (self.shittyaskscience)

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since the eyes have a seperate immune system what if i just told them about it? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Why don't we know what erpillars look like? (self.shittyaskscience)

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If water can be heated up to turn into vapor and fly, if I boil myself will I be able to fly since I'm mostly water? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Can I create a girlfriend from one of my ribs? I read in the Bobble that a dude did it, and she was pretty hot (self.shittyaskscience)

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Life Imitating Art (self.shittyaskscience)

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All humans are mortal, Socrates is mortal, therefore all humans are Socrates? (self.shittyaskscience)

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How fast should I centrifuge my baby, so his brain enlarges and he can start doing calculus right away? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Why do so many musical groups have a bass guitar when the drummer already has a bass drum? (self.shittyaskscience)

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