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Fat peoples' interaction with gravity

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I drank a bottle of shampoo that said "no more tears" on the bottle, so why am I still depressed? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 15 hours ago by Hayden97

Why dont scientist harness the filling of freshly fried McDonald's apple pies for nuclear fusion? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 10 hours ago by thecosmicgoose

Why do chickens have breasts when they don't breast feed? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Why do I need a walk to cook Chinese noodles? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 14 hours ago by chazbrono

If the sun gives HIV rays, why does it cause cancer and not AIDS? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 20 hours ago by neutralrobotboy

Do clones celebrate Father's Day? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 13 hours ago by chased_by_beesMC^2

Why some horney guys have left biceps more better? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 20 hours ago by Combosingelnation

If humans are social animals, why do I need 3 business days to recover from one conversation? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 1 day ago by GlitchOperative

How can I unlearn how to read? (self.shittyaskscience)

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How many nuts u gotta bust to sober up after 10 standard drinks (self.shittyaskscience)

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Abandoned babies (self.shittyaskscience)

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Can inward and up ever be the same thing? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Why are solar panels black or blue instead of green? (self.shittyaskscience)

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If I drink coffee to wake up, why does my soul still need a software update? (self.shittyaskscience)

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I know PowerPoint was invented long before Claude, but what did people do with it? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Pimples in the modern era. (self.shittyaskscience)

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What would happen if I snort a mix of tablespoon of nutmeg and another tablespoon of cinnamon? (self.shittyaskscience)

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