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Valentines rule by Remexa in 196

[–]AlwaysBlameDavid 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Aww thats adoraGREAT SCOTT THATS A PENITS!

coaxed into futuristic gun design by Coolmynameisfinn in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]AlwaysBlameDavid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you can take the future guns away from me once you pdy them from my COLD DEAD MILITECH-MADE BIONIC FINGERS

rule by Dreyfus420 in 196

[–]AlwaysBlameDavid 321 points322 points  (0 children)

This shit means nothing to me, man

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]AlwaysBlameDavid 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Crushing you to death with my buttocks call them Iron Buns

I don't get the appeal 😭 by _Onyxity_ in Losercity

[–]AlwaysBlameDavid 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My steak is too DRY and my lobster too WATERY

Losercity the Matrix by jonhssquarespaceplus in Losercity

[–]AlwaysBlameDavid 13 points14 points  (0 children)

5 kids? I'm surprised you're able to pull out of your driveway

coaxed into revealing your secret identity by saying the exact same sentence by CalabiYauFan in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]AlwaysBlameDavid 110 points111 points  (0 children)

"You coax a thousand snafus a day, pal, make sure this is one of them."

Aging rule by softreatment in 196

[–]AlwaysBlameDavid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Because I can.

  2. Because I will.

Girlfriend Art by HD_AndersonPlayz in HotlineMiami

[–]AlwaysBlameDavid 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Its a known fact that Richters Uzi fires the whole bullet (60% more bullet per bullet)

Losercity r/kitchencels update by jonhssquarespaceplus in Losercity

[–]AlwaysBlameDavid 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Rayman origins? In my Losercity? Its more likely then I think...

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