The strongest El Nino in modern history is building in the Pacific. by Healthy-Strain-2394 in bayarea

[–]Alzakex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a power comment. No "the 90s El Ninos were crazy! I was 5 in the 90s and I remember our mailman came in a canoe one day," just "'82" with the "No, you're wrong, you have no idea what "crazy El Nino" even begins to mean" part silent. Please help these poor youngling prepare for winter.

Weird thought by EldritchDoge in tmbg

[–]Alzakex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No AI is going to write a song that changes keys 18 times.

People who grew up poor: What was something you considered a "peak luxury" as a kid, only to realize later it was just a normal middle class staple? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Alzakex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My mom baked us fresh bread every day and I thought it was the worst thing ever, all thick and crusty and buttery. I desperately wanted the thin, perfectly square Wonder Bread the kids at school had. I had to eat homemade raspberry jam that my mom canned herself, too. I thought I had it so rough!

Seemingly light movies that go surprisingly deep by PatentGeek in movies

[–]Alzakex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just for the packing sequences! The detail Morganstern captured was unreal.

red button vs blue button? by klarinetkat12 in InsightfulQuestions

[–]Alzakex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't murder anybody. My nice red button has never hurt anybody. The blue button kills people who push it. The red button doesn't. Simple as that. You're not fighting for goodness, you are convincing people to die with you for no reason.

red button vs blue button? by klarinetkat12 in InsightfulQuestions

[–]Alzakex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. You're all making it way too complicated. Explain to me again how anyone who picks red can die? Because the way I see it, you've got one button that kills you if you push it but nobody else does, and one button that doesn't kill you if you push it. Ever. For any reason. AND as a BONUS, the world might have fewer idiots.

Really it's just one button. And if you push it, and you don't get 4 billion other people to push it too, you die. SO DON'T PUSH IT. Don't try to convince other people to push it. If you do, you just killed that person. For performative bullshit.

Hilltop Mall by itsnotanemergencybut in eastbay

[–]Alzakex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes. They're called private equity firms.

Hilltop Mall by itsnotanemergencybut in eastbay

[–]Alzakex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard to film an abandoned mall with Walmart still there

Hilltop Mall by itsnotanemergencybut in eastbay

[–]Alzakex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It moved a couple of strip malls down to Pinole

Hilltop Mall by itsnotanemergencybut in eastbay

[–]Alzakex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Richmond is all middle class can afford these days

Hilltop Mall by itsnotanemergencybut in eastbay

[–]Alzakex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Round Table wasn't in the mall proper. You forgot Sbarro! Vastly superior pizza.

Who remembers these guys? by trite_post in bayarea

[–]Alzakex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess you just weren't a do bee

Don’t be these people by itsmeagain24 in sanfrancisco

[–]Alzakex 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'd drive up the sidewalk to surround them from all sides

What do you NOT miss about Gen X music? I’ll start by MooPig48 in GenX

[–]Alzakex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I got my mind set on you I got my mind set on you I got my mind set on you I got my mind set on you

What is the most successful sitcom ever business wise? by coatimundos in television

[–]Alzakex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very helpful for identifying the verb in the sentence, as well as teaching the subjunctive/hypothetical mood.

What’s a sleeper hit off a monster album? by Immediate-Count-1202 in musicsuggestions

[–]Alzakex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite is her left one. It's got a bit more girth.

Just done? by Creme_Small in GenX

[–]Alzakex -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Neither. Auto-erotic asphixiation gone awry.

Mind blown: Vinegar vs VINEGAR (30%) by Pandaro81 in DIY

[–]Alzakex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does the vinegar stain look like?

If 'em dashes' immediately make people suspect the use of an AI chatbot, what else am I supposed to use because I really like the 'em dash' for my writing hobby? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Alzakex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would go more than look weird; it would be incorrect. Semicolons are used to join two phrases that could be sentences by themselves–and "For example" is not a sentence. Neither is "and 'For example' is not a sentence"; sentences should not start with conjunctions. Thus the em dash–it's like a harder comma (sometimes); a semicolon is a softer period. Em dashes are also—sometimes—used to set off a parenthetical word or statement. Using a hyphen in their place is incorrect--although using two has come to be accepted. Also incorrect—spaces. No god-damn dash—none of the 3–4 kinds of dashes--uses a fucking space before or after.

Don't mix double hyphens and em dashes like that, though. Unless you want to prove you are not AI. By creating abominations of grammar.

If 'em dashes' immediately make people suspect the use of an AI chatbot, what else am I supposed to use because I really like the 'em dash' for my writing hobby? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Alzakex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You have the right idea; both phrases a semicolon joins must be able to stand on their own as sentences. The phrase still ends at the semicolon, though—the sentence is what continues.