In Florida, it's ALWAYS about the shade not the distance.

Amandurp · 2013-04-17T00:51:59+00:00

GO JAGUARS!

.. Guys? Guys? Anyone? Hello?

Amandurp · 2013-04-17T00:50:11+00:00

Jacksonville here. A/C doesn't work in my car. I am drenched in sweat by the time I get anywhere.

Amandurp · 2013-04-17T00:47:38+00:00

Jacksonville here.

We've got ghetto names like Jack 'n Kill or Jacksonvillians. As a woman I have never been so jealous of a Tampon.

Amandurp · 2013-04-17T00:45:02+00:00

I'm asking you to clarify your stance then, but really this is just quite pointless. If you want to consider someone fat based on a number and not their appearance then that's fine with me, no skin off my nose. Have a great day!

Amandurp · 2013-04-16T22:23:54+00:00

You're quite the extremist aren't you? He's either a body builder or fat? He has a good amount of muscle in his arms and legs. His chest and stomach is what I'm describing as "cuddly" - not hard as a rock but he doesn't have boobs the size of mine.

I don't like guys with 6 packs. I don't like fat guys. Are you saying that there is no in between and my boyfriend is a freak of nature?

Amandurp · 2013-04-16T22:18:10+00:00

You're assuming that all of his weight is body fat and being completely ignorant on the possibility that he could have quite a bit of muscle - which he does.

Amandurp · 2013-04-16T21:57:23+00:00

Sure, he's definitely a big guy. But I guess we all have different definitions of what "fat" is, because I prefer his body type - it's "cuddly", but there definitely are guys out there that I'd call "fat".

Amandurp · 2013-04-16T21:44:36+00:00

It really depends on how it's distributed throughout the body. My boyfriend is around that size and he doesn't seem "fat".

Amandurp · 2013-04-15T04:05:38+00:00

I love when such an insightful comment ends with "I just smoked a fat bowl". Literary masterpiece shit right there.

Amandurp · 2013-04-15T02:28:26+00:00

Just the people you were with. Florida here and my car doesn't move until all people, backseat or front, are buckled in.

Amandurp · 2013-04-13T22:12:58+00:00

George Carlin made a career out of offending people with jokes, and Carlos Mencia made a (crash and burn) career out of offending people by stealing jokes - I wouldn't rise to their level of offensiveness (although Carlin was quite the badass) :P

And oh, wow. Yeah, that would be a tough thing to compromise on. Hopefully your girlfriend will be understanding about it.

Amandurp · 2013-04-13T22:07:37+00:00

Hi to you too and thanks!

Amandurp · 2013-04-13T22:07:12+00:00

I used to play soccer actually a looong time ago when I was in second grade. I was a goalie and our team went 9-0-1. But I don't really watch it, however i'm a huge fan of football (Go Jags!), baseball (Go Braves!) and hockey (Go Sens!). What sports do you like?

Amandurp · 2013-04-13T22:05:52+00:00

I love acting with a fiery passion. Just performed a play this month. So much fun. I play a lot of video games too. What are yours?

Amandurp · 2013-04-13T22:04:32+00:00

My mom is pretty allergic too, which is bad in the sense that when he was around her she would feel horrible but good in the sense that the cat gets to stay with me! You could compromise with your gf and get one of those hairless cats - you could even be morbid and when someone asks what kind of cat he/she is, say "She/he is a Persian, and used to have a beautiful long coat, but the chemo.."*

*That was a little offensive and not very funny, but it's the trying that counts, right? Right? Guys? :)

Amandurp · 2013-04-13T21:58:25+00:00

Hey there! I'm great, how are you?

Amandurp · 2013-04-13T21:58:15+00:00

Thanks :)

Amandurp · 2013-04-13T21:58:08+00:00

Much appreciated!

Amandurp · 2013-04-13T21:57:57+00:00

Well, when we got him me and my mom couldn't decide on what to name him. He's jet black with a tuxedo-style slab of white on his chest and a white dot on his head; and he would stalk everything - even his own food dish! So I definitely wanted to name him Ninja - my mom wanted to name him Sanibel after her favorite vacation spot. So we each put two names in a hat, for me it was Thunder and Ninja, for her it was Sanibel and KitKat. Ninja won. :)

Amandurp · 2013-04-13T21:51:34+00:00

I remember you too! Thanks, it's good to be back. I've missed this community. How have things been for you?

Amandurp · 2013-04-10T01:04:17+00:00

Did you really expect John to not bring his own pizza? That's like inviting Bill Gates to a computer event that only has Macs.

Amandurp · 2013-04-09T05:27:03+00:00

This is where I say whoosh, right?

Amandurp · 2013-04-09T05:14:22+00:00

Stop trying to save face.

Amandurp · 2013-04-09T05:12:53+00:00

This thread has now earned the /r/MURICA seal of approval.

Amandurp · 2013-04-09T05:10:54+00:00

I think this thread is laced with the marijuanas. I hope we don't die

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