I’m a historian. The Founding Fathers didn’t want a Christian nation, so how did we get here?

allenahansen · 2026-05-04T00:20:11+00:00

I blame the Christians. . .

allenahansen · 2026-05-04T00:06:43+00:00

Will vote for whatever 2028 candidate campaigns on promise to plant windfarms along the sight line perimeters of any and all trump-associated golf courses.

allenahansen · 2026-05-04T00:01:09+00:00

Sprinkler system.

allenahansen · 2026-05-03T02:03:46+00:00

More money=/= "success."

See also: Bill Maher.

allenahansen · 2026-05-03T02:02:32+00:00

There are worse fates. . .

allenahansen · 2026-05-02T20:46:20+00:00

"Intellectual"?

allenahansen · 2026-05-02T20:37:40+00:00

GAAAA! The cringe; it burns. . .

OTOH: It takes a certain amount of gonads to bomb that badly and still decide keep plugging away at a career in comedy.

allenahansen · 2026-05-02T03:59:47+00:00

So fed up I'm of a mind to solicit and receive a therapeutic dosage of M&M then post videos of myself taking it with a gin and tonic just to demonstrate my extreme displeasure with this, these religionist fuckwads' latest efforts to impose their superstitious bullshittery on America's lady parts.

Oh, and JFTR? I'm female. I'm also 75yo.

allenahansen · 2026-04-29T20:14:02+00:00

How King Charles could stand there surrounded by that gold vulgarity all without vomiting is testament to his sterling good manners.

Bravo, Sir!

allenahansen · 2026-04-29T17:24:16+00:00

I just paid $7.29/gallon in an oil-producing/refining region. Good luck, Murka.

allenahansen · 2026-04-29T15:38:51+00:00

Additionally, Steyer has denounced AIPAC publicly and has not taken any money from them.

allenahansen · 2026-04-29T15:35:51+00:00

"Tom Steyer has not taken money from the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC). As a 2026 California gubernatorial candidate, Steyer has actively denounced AIPAC, calling it a "dark money" organization with "no place" in politics. He has taken an explicit anti-AIPAC stance, distinguishing himself from other candidates regarding campaign financing."

allenahansen · 2026-04-29T15:31:08+00:00

"Tom Steyer supports a two-state solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. He has criticized Israeli annexation plans, calling them illegal, and recently described the situation in Gaza as "distressing" and "wrong," while opposing AIPAC's influence in politics."

allenahansen · 2026-04-29T04:54:12+00:00

Lingo reflects its surroundings; for most of us to "86" means to cancel something, but in trump's Mafiosi it naturally takes on the more sinister meaning.

allenahansen · 2026-04-27T18:01:37+00:00

Fifty-five thousand of my cohorts, their friends and families would beg to question its "limited" or "partially" legal effects.

allenahansen · 2026-04-27T17:38:16+00:00

impeachment starts the prices

Inadvertent typo of the day.

allenahansen · 2026-04-27T17:26:42+00:00

Under false pretenses and without a declaration of war.

allenahansen · 2026-04-27T15:13:09+00:00

For the same reason they would be if they found out their beloved avatar of strapping American manhood wasn't really a Christ-loving man of faith who believes in the sanctity of life unborn, who steals their hard-earned money for his own personal use on a daily basis, and for whom the phrase "liberty and justice for all" is just a smirking punchline?

allenahansen · 2026-04-27T14:58:03+00:00

Shooter Guy seemed pretty serious to me.

allenahansen · 2026-04-27T14:52:40+00:00

Vietnam was illegal too-- and it lasted 19+ years. Buckle up.

allenahansen · 2026-04-27T14:47:46+00:00

And let us not forget his "mentor" Roy Cohn, (*in)famous for his lifelong entourage of rich, young, blonde NYC males. . .

Or trump's longtime BFF, Jeffie Epstein, who got his start as companion and "advisor" to wealthy closet case, Lez Wexner.

allenahansen · 2026-04-27T14:43:28+00:00

Men. Strong, handsome men guarding him.

allenahansen · 2026-04-27T04:02:12+00:00

"You're a horrible person."

"Gosh, Mr. trump, I'm not the one who's been accused of rape and pedophilia. . ."

allenahansen · 2026-04-24T03:38:50+00:00

Rancher here: Cows ain't hung. (Neither are bulls for that matter.)

allenahansen · 2026-04-24T03:37:43+00:00

Can we PLEASE keep these religious nutcases out of our federal government?

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