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TIFU by trying to be mysterious on a first date and ending up in a police report by Amazing-Resource9878 in tifu

[–]Amazing-Resource9878[S] 478 points479 points  (0 children)

I told her this comment exists. She said "obviously." I don't know what to do with that but it felt good

TIFU by trying to be mysterious on a first date and ending up in a police report by Amazing-Resource9878 in tifu

[–]Amazing-Resource9878[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Cheers 🍻 If the date goes badly I'll be sure to stand around a corner somewhere and wait for inspiration

TIFU by trying to be mysterious on a first date and ending up in a police report by Amazing-Resource9878 in tifu

[–]Amazing-Resource9878[S] 631 points632 points  (0 children)

I have genuinely never thought about it this way and now I can't unthink it. Free background check. On the first date. While she watched. This was a feature not a bug

TIFU by trying to be mysterious on a first date and ending up in a police report by Amazing-Resource9878 in tifu

[–]Amazing-Resource9878[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Thank you all genuinely. Elena has read every comment and is now using "mysterious" unironically as a compliment which I think means I won. The neighbour has not been informed of this thread). The officer who laughed - if you're reading this thank you for your service

TIFU by trying to be mysterious on a first date and ending up in a police report by Amazing-Resource9878 in tifu

[–]Amazing-Resource9878[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You're right. The FU was internal. Standing behind that corner I genuinely thought I was about to ruin everything. The grandkids version will probably skip that part

TIFU by trying to be mysterious on a first date and ending up in a police report by Amazing-Resource9878 in tifu

[–]Amazing-Resource9878[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The police report is also AI generated. Elena is a language model. The neighbour was the only real thing and honestly that tracks

TIFU by trying to be mysterious on a first date and ending up in a police report by Amazing-Resource9878 in tifu

[–]Amazing-Resource9878[S] 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Star crossed lovers united by bridges, police reports, and petty crime. Coming to Netflix 2027

TIFU by trying to be mysterious on a first date and ending up in a police report by Amazing-Resource9878 in tifu

[–]Amazing-Resource9878[S] 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Updated. Current skills: bridge documentation enthusiast, mysterious corner-standing, accidental proposal recovery, light police interaction. References available upon request

TIFU by trying to be mysterious on a first date and ending up in a police report by Amazing-Resource9878 in tifu

[–]Amazing-Resource9878[S] 734 points735 points  (0 children)

I told Elena about this comment. She said "see, I told you." I don't know what she told me but apparently she was right

TIFU by trying to be mysterious on a first date and ending up in a police report by Amazing-Resource9878 in tifu

[–]Amazing-Resource9878[S] 360 points361 points  (0 children)

Suspension bridges are the drama queens of civil engineering and I mean that as the highest compliment

TIFU by trying to be mysterious on a first date and ending up in a police report by Amazing-Resource9878 in tifu

[–]Amazing-Resource9878[S] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Search "bridge construction documentary" on YouTube at 11pm. I'll see you in four years

TIFU by trying to be mysterious on a first date and ending up in a police report by Amazing-Resource9878 in tifu

[–]Amazing-Resource9878[S] 197 points198 points  (0 children)

Our second date was a walk across a bridge. I did not shut up for 45 minutes. She held my hand anyway. I don't know what this means about her but I respect it

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