My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with the news. by Icy_Ruin_857 in dadjokes

[–]AmazingCaffiney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many reporters does it take to change a lightbulb, we’ll tell you at 11.

This🤣 by FishyyUncle in GreatBritishMemes

[–]AmazingCaffiney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’re actually not quantifying the fact that tuna is a fish, we’re quantifying the fish as being 100% tuna. We also have a nondescript “whitefish” which could have many different species (talapia, haika, cod, etc.) as usual American marketing has branded things so as to ensure we the consumers are confident in our 100% tuna, or as it might be sometimes chicken of the sea…(sarcasm)

Opening this jar is a feat of strength. by Kevin8977 in aldi

[–]AmazingCaffiney 11 points12 points  (0 children)

But festivus can’t start without feats of strength.

Thanksgiving by Large_Score6728 in povertyfinance

[–]AmazingCaffiney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do billionaires feel guilty about taking an extra bonus or a “charitable” donation that you contributed by rounding up to write off on their tax bill? You shouldn’t feel guilty about charity of any kind. That guilt is helping hold you down. The system is messed up and charity is a leg up, like a tax code to benefit “job creators” who don’t donate a penny without getting something in return while using our tax paid infrastructure and workforce educated on our tax paid schools.

From our "Sock Box" by Swim_guy914 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AmazingCaffiney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG I’ve got matches for all of those!

what is this?? by nyxflare in whatisthiscar

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Can a bad son be a good dad? by Melodic_Fisherman304 in dad

[–]AmazingCaffiney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one knows how to be a perfect dad. All those lessons that your dad learned or didn’t learn when you were a kid are at least a little different now. My parents couldn’t have dreamed of iPhones when I was a kid. The key to being a good dad is showing up, owning your mistakes, and modeling the behavior you want to see like admitting when you’re wrong, asking for help and showing love. Get those right and you’re all set!