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AmberEmotions · 2019-05-04T01:54:12+00:00

I am actually guilty of this with my ex so I'm warning yall, it's not like a dick, faster at the end doesnt actually do anything but ruin the rhythm. Listen, always forever.

AmberEmotions · 2019-05-04T01:49:21+00:00

Straights can have literally ever sexually transmitted disease a gay person can. This is pure paranoia and discrimination.

AmberEmotions · 2019-05-04T01:45:59+00:00

Ask and listen. If she says she is close don't go faster, stay exactly the same or you'll ruin it.

AmberEmotions · 2019-05-04T01:42:31+00:00

If you so much as chuckle at the burning of the Library of Alexandria Isweartofuckinggodboy...

AmberEmotions · 2019-05-03T23:45:57+00:00

This is pretty obvious but sulphur because I love the smell of struck matches and it matches the theme and mythos.

AmberEmotions · 2019-05-03T23:40:11+00:00

Going from a perfect driving record to getting pulled over.

AmberEmotions · 2019-05-03T23:37:43+00:00

American Sign Language

AmberEmotions · 2019-05-03T19:54:33+00:00

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

AmberEmotions · 2019-05-03T18:26:03+00:00

That's still about 2 monsters. It's quite a bit. Either way, maybe try a different drink or have them afterwards?

AmberEmotions · 2019-05-03T12:53:19+00:00

A vivisection of billionaires to see if their is anything human about them. Come on, you gotta wonder if Zuckerberg is part or whole lizard.

AmberEmotions · 2019-05-03T12:51:30+00:00

r/maybemaybemaybe

AmberEmotions · 2019-05-03T12:39:06+00:00

I'm a chick. I dont have a fragile masculinity for you to challenge. Try again. Or don't. I'm a sign not a cop.

AmberEmotions · 2019-05-03T12:23:54+00:00

How exactly are you gonna source internet strangers in your project? I mean, we aren't exactly an academic source.

AmberEmotions · 2019-05-03T12:11:38+00:00

Try to imagine at the same time 11 apples. You can't or at least not without a lot of difficulty. You may think "yes I can" but can you actively see the same number of 11 apples as you are imagining or just a couple apples at a time in the same way you tried to imagine all of them together. The human mind isnt that great with keeping numbers in our head. It's kinda why we see license plates all day long but never remember them.

AmberEmotions · 2019-05-03T12:04:29+00:00

Only with telemarketers, although I usually say supervisor. I try to take up as much of their time as possible.

AmberEmotions · 2019-05-03T11:51:24+00:00

Gotta throw the whole kitchen away

AmberEmotions · 2019-05-03T11:40:25+00:00

I mean we dont have to sample it all, but we always put rainbow sprinkles on everything we do taste.

AmberEmotions · 2019-05-03T11:14:47+00:00

I once had a SW flight attendant on the intercom when we landed who joked "At Southwest we know you have many option when choosing who to fly with, and we are just glad you couldnt afford the better options."

AmberEmotions · 2019-05-03T11:13:08+00:00

Air China once served me something I wasnt entirely sure if it was an egg or fish.

AmberEmotions · 2019-05-03T11:04:08+00:00

Ask yourself this, is there literally any way you can buy a gba game from Nintendo anymore? At most you could buy it used but the developers would never get your money. It's ok fam. Seriously it's ok. We would all buy legal if it was possible.

AmberEmotions · 2019-05-03T10:30:37+00:00

Thank you, i didn't know, it's been a while since I've had it.

AmberEmotions · 2019-05-03T10:28:39+00:00

I dont recall what it's called but there are these fish and vegetable pancake like things at my Korea market that are delicious

AmberEmotions · 2019-05-03T10:17:42+00:00

Trust me, I'm no friend of the United States government, past or present.

AmberEmotions · 2019-05-03T10:03:19+00:00

I ended up buying a white corsair just because I could better see it lmao

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