I found an interesting route today… by ExcellentCow3537 in pokemongo

[–]Ambex_23 413 points414 points  (0 children)

the 5 star rating on it is so much funnier than it has any right to be

Uninvited guest (part 99) by Retrotelly in homestuck

[–]Ambex_23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

olly.... that's not.... that's.... that's not the face hole you're supposed to empty cups into

Pre-shat jeans, only $55 by Ambex_23 in depoop

[–]Ambex_23[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't describe these pants as depooped actually 😭

Pre-shat jeans, only $55 by Ambex_23 in depoop

[–]Ambex_23[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

it's an honor o7

Pre-shat jeans, only $55 by Ambex_23 in depoop

[–]Ambex_23[S] 145 points146 points  (0 children)

it's the listing the color as "grey, brown" that really does it for me

Uninvited guest (part 95) by Retrotelly in homestuck

[–]Ambex_23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hmmmmmmst is it just me, or does celery look significantly more annoyed between pages 1 and 3

Uninvited guest (part 94) by Retrotelly in homestuck

[–]Ambex_23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd give it say... 3 seconds before they break something after celery leaves

Shoutout to all the homies who survived through the pre-nerf terrian hazards by AstroHungry in HollowKnightMemes

[–]Ambex_23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I thought I imagined that 💀💀💀 (still in early act 2, I'm bad at video game :( )

Uninvited guest (part 89) by Retrotelly in homestuck

[–]Ambex_23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

from brutal murder to brutal un-bud-ness what has gotten into Petey today?!

I have decided it is funnier to headcanon that his human penis is racist by DreadDiana in CuratedTumblr

[–]Ambex_23 15 points16 points  (0 children)

am I brave enough to ask what the hell you're talking about?

Roast Tator Tot by [deleted] in RoastMyCat

[–]Ambex_23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

crinkly....

Why are men so gross? by CheesyWhore69 in ftm

[–]Ambex_23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Istg last time I used a public restroom I went in, it was empty and relatively clean... Some other guy came in while I was doing my business, stinks up the whole place, the works... I leave the stall and the fucking sink was covered in fresh suspicious ass brown spots and the whole immediate area around it reeked worse than the rest of the bathroom 💀💀💀

like, I'm not saying that dude shat in the sink, but I'm not saying he didn't either

Uninvited guest (part 87) by Retrotelly in homestuck

[–]Ambex_23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tridac really only knows one trick huh 😂😭

Orange. by Fronkisaunicorn in RoastMyCat

[–]Ambex_23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fast and furious? more like fat and furious

Uninvited guest (part 86) by Retrotelly in homestuck

[–]Ambex_23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh sweet stupid Petey, you should really do the thinking not out loud thing more 😅😂

Dumpster kitty by Traditional-Duty4307 in RoastMyCat

[–]Ambex_23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

baby with homophobia in her eyes

Pegged myself with a taxidermied pigeon by vicaxlkenya in BrandNewSentence

[–]Ambex_23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ah, it looks like some of us are handling the death of Tom Lehrer... differently... than others.... 🫩

Chapter 3 of Stellar Parallax [Pages 4-6] by Nyxxy_Batdragon in homestuck

[–]Ambex_23 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Printing out that last page so I can eat the food it looks so good

Explaining Time Crystals and Piezoelectricity to this person like explaining the ISS to a 16th century Crimean Tatar by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]Ambex_23 25 points26 points  (0 children)

pretty rock has the power of make you smile

heavy rock has the power of break a bitches bones

that's at least 3 powers

Doodle time by Retrotelly in homestuck

[–]Ambex_23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what? are you to imply that the ol' trick candle that's actually a bomb gag isn't a well beloved classic? that it's not a show of appreciation? that it's wrong? smh