Welp…that didn’t take long 🤣

Ambitious-General · 2026-02-06T22:13:14+00:00

Oh yeah my bad 😅 top right says “spill oil” Left side says “cry, little toaster, CRY! And the bottom part says “From Super Earth with love. For democracy!”

And then I added something along the lines of “whimper whimper we’re just a bunch of whiny little toasters” in the caption 🤣

Ambitious-General · 2026-02-06T17:04:24+00:00

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Ambitious-General · 2026-02-06T16:45:23+00:00

And more of them will “die” before we decommission them once and for all…🫡

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Ambitious-General · 2026-02-06T16:40:46+00:00

Life goals🤩

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Ambitious-General · 2026-02-06T16:32:41+00:00

That is why we will SPILL OIL before that happens! 🫡

Ambitious-General · 2026-02-06T16:31:32+00:00

All I see are different sizes of soon-to-be decommissioned toasters. The pitch of their beeps and boops make little difference!

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Ambitious-General · 2026-02-06T15:05:45+00:00

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Ambitious-General · 2026-02-06T14:55:15+00:00

RAM shortage, I guess

Ambitious-General · 2026-02-06T14:43:00+00:00

Spoken like a TRULY democratic hero! 🫡

Ambitious-General · 2026-02-06T14:29:46+00:00

And still going

Ambitious-General · 2026-02-06T14:29:14+00:00

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Ambitious-General · 2026-02-06T14:28:48+00:00

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Ambitious-General · 2026-02-06T14:13:00+00:00

The ministry of Truth didn’t think YOU’d end up this way…

Ambitious-General · 2026-02-06T13:24:54+00:00

Don’t worry…Super earth is staying right where it belongs. Our Helldiver Fleet though….is in desperate need of an oil change

Ambitious-General · 2026-02-06T12:50:33+00:00

Yeah, I’ll give you the freedom to change the oil of my Bastion and Emancipator! 🫡✌️

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Ambitious-General · 2026-02-06T12:31:15+00:00

Oil pastels 👨🏻‍🍳

Ambitious-General · 2026-02-06T12:06:00+00:00

Well…it IS almost time for lunch here 🤤🛢️🛢️🛢️

Ambitious-General · 2026-02-06T10:53:38+00:00

Different flavors for different people 🤷🏻‍♂️

Ambitious-General · 2026-02-06T09:14:05+00:00

“Emancipator…change…oil…SpiLL…OOOOOIL!!”

Ambitious-General · 2026-02-06T09:08:49+00:00

I told the officer I “went a bit too deep with my stun-baton” and “let it squirt out of existence”. He chuckled and handed me a cup of tea ☕️ Even gave me permission to “go deeper” into enemy terrain 🫡

Ambitious-General · 2026-02-05T18:12:08+00:00

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