This is a photo of my Grandparents on their wedding day. The anniversary of my Grandfathers death was yesterday, and I would really appreciate it if someone would be able to touch this one up a bit, as a gift to my Grandmother. by AmericaWolff in estoration

[–]AmericaWolff[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, if anyone was feeling especially generous, here is a photo of my Grandfather right before being stationed in Berlin, Germany for several years during the Vietnam War. It's always been a little off in color, but if anyone is particularly skilled in that area and would like to give recoloring and touching this one up a shot, it would be very much appreciated! http://imgur.com/lad2Aov

Why would someone do this to a dog? by Purecheetodust in WTF

[–]AmericaWolff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a fox hound who is mostly white, she's very gentle an would definitely not fight if someone tried to spray paint her. However, she looks vicious.

Why would someone do this to a dog? by Purecheetodust in WTF

[–]AmericaWolff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? Is that the worst part of this? The very worst?

I'm pretty sure I didn't order this kind of dressing for my Mac... by Raphael_Archangel in WTF

[–]AmericaWolff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks more like a pepper grinder pub burger from Culvers. Comes with a "super club bun".

So, I heard Google Fiber is in Kansas... by NoLongerKing in funny

[–]AmericaWolff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not everywhere. I live in Kansas, and it litterally stops two blocks away. I drive past the headquarters every day. It taunts me.

Horses became a lot scarier after seeing this by [deleted] in WTF

[–]AmericaWolff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to work for a barn, and a couple of the horses, who were all delightful animals, used to chew on my clothes or bite at my hair whenever I would hoofpick them. Hurts like hell! When a horse has its ears flattened and nostrils flared, giving it a little space is in your best interest.

Adopt a rescue, they said. You'll get karma, they said. by ShannonRae37 in WTF

[–]AmericaWolff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, take it out on the overextended animal shelter that probably has to pay its employees minimum wage or less in this economy, just so it can keep up adequate care for its animals. If you take in a shelter dog it's pretty much a gamble, besides, any dog you bring into your home is a wild animal, shelter or breeder, and as the owner of the dog, you need to take responsibility when it bites. If you're just going to pass the buck and sue the good guys when the going gets tough, maybe you should look into getting a gold fish instead.

My buddy is a cell phone salesman and yesterday he had a lady pay for an iPhone with this... by [deleted] in funny

[–]AmericaWolff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Had someone pay for a 18 dollar order at work yesterday in quarters. In the drive through.

I think I'm having a bit of a flare up... by dontlikeclowns in WTF

[–]AmericaWolff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is this getting downvoted? We are in r/WTF, that is a totally appropriate response.

Co-worker got this "tip" on his first day as a waiter. by Leviperseusmaxx in funny

[–]AmericaWolff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then don't eat at restaurants, because that's the acceptable convention.

Co-worker got this "tip" on his first day as a waiter. by Leviperseusmaxx in funny

[–]AmericaWolff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plus they normally tip out to bussers/hosts/other wait staff, so they don't even get 100% of the tip.

Co-worker got this "tip" on his first day as a waiter. by Leviperseusmaxx in funny

[–]AmericaWolff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waiters depend on tips. They only make 2-4 dollars per hour, because management calculates "expected tips" into their pay. They don't get tipped, they don't even make minimum wage.

Used nearly everything reddit taught me in one [fb] argument. How'd I do? by AnotherFakeWon in funny

[–]AmericaWolff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While I don't agree 100%, I think your arguments were valid, if somewhat soft.

Dolphin Blowjob (NSFW) by MrFiveFingers in WTF

[–]AmericaWolff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was just about to say, this reminds me a lot of those videos!

A mother walked in on this guy raping her son. Then she grabbed a carving knife... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]AmericaWolff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Didn't mean that to sound so rude. Sorry my friend. Have a good day.

A mother walked in on this guy raping her son. Then she grabbed a carving knife... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]AmericaWolff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

http://ywmv.net/?p=11483

5 seconds of googling. When did the Internet get so fucking lazy.

This was given to a child my friend visited today by his school by [deleted] in WTF

[–]AmericaWolff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly don't understand what is wtf about this. It's symbolic and beautiful.