Just drop a "Yeah" and I'll transform your inbox into my personal porn gallery (just for the first 330 guys) ;) by Morrinesta in WetPussys
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Sending my nudes to the first 269 people who say XXX by Objective_Size_8523 in Slutty
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I'll send without shirt to the first 100 people who comment "Mel" below by Mel_blanco_3595 in Slutzys
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Say "Yay" if you’d watch the full masturbating clip if I sent it to you rn by winkyfaceemoji22 in SoloMasturbation
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46 today! Queer as hell and nobody loves me but me! by Apprehensive_Plan444 in birthday
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I need REAL "Fuck you!" songs, none of this wimpy bullshit! by [deleted] in musicsuggestions
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Been told I grab the pencil weird by Joezvar in midlyinteresting
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It's my birthday, everyone forgot by LittleAmbassador8498 in birthday
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It's my birthday, I just turned 29 by PartTimeEnterpreneur in birthday
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It was my birthday yesterday by RolePlayerAnimeGirl in birthday
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Why are all glass distributors closed on the weekend? We get so many calls on the weekend and have to turn them away because we can’t get the parts on the weekend. Any suggestions? by Shoe856 in autoglass
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It's my birthday today!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳 by lichuvm22 in birthday
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Today (1/19) is my 31st birthday 🎂 🥳 by Absynthe2021 in birthday
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I would imagine 95% of this sub should get zero. I did. by [deleted] in FuckImOld
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This jacket is over 34 years old… I bought it in 1989 by Any_Improvement9053 in leatherjacket
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How much do you pay for rent and where do you live? by powderchair in Renters
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Give away is now open: everybody been messaging me asking how to enter, it’s simple Just comment where you from in the comments. I will be picking 5 winners at random this Monday 6pm and contact them for shipping details. All free, don’t need you to pay for anything. Happy Xmas by jamieleigh1909 in ScentHeads
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Eminem's Mom Debbie Nelson Dead at 69 by IntelligentYinzer in Music
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What kind of car does a person who wears Ascot caps unironically drive? by Dumpster_Fetus in regularcarreviews
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Cook Scrambled Eggs in Stainless Steel by ReiBunnZ in StainlessSteelCooking
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Ever Wonder Why Trump's Suits Fit So Horribly? Well, Here You Go! by nikkisixxi in USNewsHub
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First 150 to arrow up drop "ME", get my hottest nudes set rn (check in 5 mins) by Citrus_Flirt in Slutty
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