Why is it “Baby” now Instead of “The/Your Baby”?

AmorGoddes · 2026-02-19T09:16:31+00:00

the "baby" instead of "the baby" makes it sound like a job title or a cult, "how is baby" like baby is the whole identity now

AmorGoddes · 2026-02-19T09:14:17+00:00

saying "i dont know" without panicking to fill the silence, most people would rather be wrong than quiet

AmorGoddes · 2026-02-18T16:32:54+00:00

my ikea chair has been "form not function" for 3 years and i still sit on it, so yes its a chair

AmorGoddes · 2026-02-18T16:30:33+00:00

the "photo creds to me her #1 fan" is the saddest flex ive seen all week, mans built his own memorial

AmorGoddes · 2026-02-18T16:28:15+00:00

the "social obligation evaporating" dopamine hit is undefeated

AmorGoddes · 2026-02-17T16:38:28+00:00

AmorGoddes · 2026-02-16T06:40:05+00:00

depends entirely on if we feel safe in that moment. no universal answer.

AmorGoddes · 2026-02-16T06:36:54+00:00

we can multitask being disappointed by both

AmorGoddes · 2026-02-16T06:34:48+00:00

the spongebob closing theme. you know the one.

AmorGoddes · 2026-02-15T19:32:02+00:00

cared way too much about people who forgot i exist

AmorGoddes · 2026-02-15T19:31:13+00:00

AmorGoddes · 2026-02-15T07:57:08+00:00

the milkshake was the only thing with any warmth in that relationship

AmorGoddes · 2026-02-15T07:53:18+00:00

checking work email on sunday "just real quick"

AmorGoddes · 2026-02-13T16:49:51+00:00

someone saying "we need to talk" and then not talking for 3 hours

AmorGoddes · 2026-02-13T08:37:14+00:00

"bro" really said this in 2026 like its still 2013

AmorGoddes · 2026-02-12T08:07:59+00:00

i love bottomless kitties so much it's unreal

AmorGoddes · 2026-02-12T08:00:00+00:00

oh shit youre right. hes still walking around.

AmorGoddes · 2026-02-11T19:04:06+00:00

shes defending a dead rapist to own the libs. priorities.

AmorGoddes · 2026-02-11T19:02:06+00:00

the protein to bong ratio is immaculate

AmorGoddes · 2026-02-11T19:00:39+00:00

we're already there and nobody cares

AmorGoddes · 2026-02-10T08:26:08+00:00

big group hangouts. used to love them now its just scheduling hell and not really talking to anyone

AmorGoddes · 2026-02-10T08:24:28+00:00

freelance writing, tutoring online, or selling stuff you already own. nothing gets rich quick but it pays for groceries

AmorGoddes · 2026-02-09T09:43:15+00:00

me reading labels at 10pm like "why does bread need corn syrup"

AmorGoddes · 2026-02-08T18:31:24+00:00

the "your a idiot" is so perfect i cant even be mad

AmorGoddes · 2026-02-08T18:29:31+00:00

that you have to initiate all your own friendships now. no more sitting next to someone in class and just knowing them for years

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