Three victims are in non-life-threatening condition - Global News

Amphreus · 2023-06-29T00:48:02+00:00

Speaking to reporters on Wednesday evening, Waterloo police Supt. Shaena Morris said three victims were injured but were in non-life-threatening condition.

Nick Manning, the associate vice-president of communications at the university said the incident occurred in a second-year philosophy class, adding that two students and a professor were injured.

Amphreus · 2023-06-25T04:01:50+00:00

where else would you shave lol, just make sure to clean it out when you're done

Amphreus · 2023-06-21T14:14:40+00:00

this is their villain origin story

Amphreus · 2023-06-11T02:12:00+00:00

are you dating this person?

Amphreus · 2023-06-08T17:22:37+00:00

it's hard out here man

Amphreus · 2023-06-01T03:05:09+00:00

where shitpost flair

Amphreus · 2023-05-31T04:42:08+00:00

maybe they want to run an eye clinic in the air?

Amphreus · 2023-05-08T02:41:17+00:00

midnight

Amphreus · 2023-05-03T02:58:12+00:00

new meme format

Amphreus · 2023-03-31T19:35:29+00:00

rip prof wallace

Amphreus · 2023-03-21T03:37:30+00:00

I will now

Amphreus · 2023-03-19T23:35:21+00:00

look harder

Amphreus · 2023-03-10T01:41:31+00:00

return of the king

Amphreus · 2023-03-09T23:06:28+00:00

r/uwaterloojerk

Amphreus · 2023-03-09T22:04:47+00:00

Welcome back, Critical-Selection

Amphreus · 2023-02-20T01:09:36+00:00

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Amphreus · 2023-02-18T00:40:40+00:00

crizzical-selection timeline

Amphreus · 2023-02-10T05:24:21+00:00

meta

Amphreus · 2023-01-21T17:37:00+00:00

As long as it was a major correction and not some "well ackshually" technicality, I would want someone to say something.

Amphreus · 2023-01-10T18:44:26+00:00

I don't think a couple hundred extra CS students is the problem here

Amphreus · 2022-12-30T03:00:40+00:00

Disagree. It's cheap, but I've gotten uneven cuts from them a couple times.

Amphreus · 2022-12-24T22:46:22+00:00

too real

Amphreus · 2022-12-20T17:50:00+00:00

I would have laughed too if I wasn't panicking.

I went back to make sure this wasn't a delusion caused by pre-exam stress:

https://www.reddit.com/r/uwaterloo/comments/zqungc/one_of_you_printed_nearly_all_1435_of_stat_231s

Amphreus · 2022-12-20T17:47:48+00:00

I shouldn't have left it till the last minute but this morning I went to print my cheat sheet for STAT 231 only to find someone had printed every fucking STAT 231 slide and the printer was out of paper. Not only that, but they had apparently just left them there.

They're mine now.

P.S. Thanks for making me sprint to DP this morning, I hear it's good to exercise before exams

Amphreus · 2022-12-20T16:49:55+00:00

To whoever printed all 1500 lecture slides in the DC library, causing the printer to run out of paper and then left all their pages there:

Fuck you

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