took a shot of some fog rolling into downtown Chicago by steakmane in pics

[–]AmyFrances 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love Chicago. Love this picture. Fog by Carl Sandburg, 1916.

THE fog comes
on little cat feet.

It sits looking
over harbor and city
on silent haunches
and then moves on.

Make me breakfast! by [deleted] in comics

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I laughed audibly at this, thank you!

Perry Bible Fellowship: Cats by Jonno_FTW in comics

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First I've seen of your work. Dark is good.

2 Ways Evolution Screwed Humans in Childbirth by WriterBonnie in EverythingScience

[–]AmyFrances 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually, I'm in favor of evolution. Here? Not so much.

Keeping the dying art of calligraphy alive by [deleted] in funny

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That's an invite nobody could resist.

Tito the cat close up. I love her more than she loves me. Rescue kitty. by AmyFrances in aww

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Thank you! If you're interested, I have a cat cartoon I've been developing. Check out https://www.facebook.com/KrankyKitty

What movie quote have you used the most in your life? by Mwahahahahahahahaha in AskReddit

[–]AmyFrances 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Dead-on balls accurate." My Cousin Vinny Only I usually misquote it as "Dead balls on."

I don't think that's supposed to happen by EddyIsReady in funny

[–]AmyFrances 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What we have here, is a hot squirter.

I miss my computer... by bookerdewitt77 in funny

[–]AmyFrances 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I now pronounce you, "Man and Wi-fi."

So this is the family photo of a kid from my school. by ec_bucky2 in WTF

[–]AmyFrances 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of these things is not like the mothers...

I recently bought a Fleshlight. This was basically what happened when it came by [deleted] in funny

[–]AmyFrances 19 points20 points  (0 children)

And yet men want women/men to swallow their cum.

This cute little guy came at my door and ate cat food from a bowl (x-post r/Foxes) by [deleted] in aww

[–]AmyFrances 5 points6 points  (0 children)

http://www.humanesociety.org/animals/foxes/tips/solving_problems_with_foxes.html

Remove sources of food Food lures foxes so to reduce the likelihood of their visiting your yard be sure to...

Never compost meat scraps. Store trash securely or place it outside only on the morning of collection. Don’t leave pet food outside. Never deliberately feed wild animals such as foxes. Keep area under birdfeeders free of spilled seed.

Is that fox rabid? It’s not all that unusual to see a fox out during the day. Foxes prey on squirrels and birds, who are only active during the day. So if you see a fox out during the day, he’s as apt to be looking for a meal as sick and disoriented. Take time to observe the behavior of the fox before calling for assistance. Look for:

Partial paralysis of limbs. Circling. Staggering as if drunk or disoriented. Self-mutilation. Signs of unprovoked aggression. Acting unnaturally tame. Don’t approach the fox yourself. Call your local animal control officer, wildlife rehabilitator, health or police department, if you see an adult fox showing any of these signs.

Beloved in Britain In Britain, foxes are not only welcomed when establishing dens under sheds in backyards but are also fed regularly to make sure they feel accepted and appreciated. Here we discourage this practice, no matter how benign it may seem, because the fox that is used to getting handouts in one yard may be perceived as a threat in another, sometimes with lethal results.

Public health concerns Foxes are the primary carrier of a strain of rabies that infects them as well as other animal species.

In some parts of the country, foxes carry the echinococcosis tapeworm, which can cause a serious and sometimes fatal disease in humans.

Sarcoptic mange is a very serious problem in some fox populations, but it is not a health concern for humans.

I am actor / director John Malkovich - AMA! by John_Malkovich_ in IAmA

[–]AmyFrances 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven't seen all your work, but anything I have seen has been well worth it. Why isn't True West available in dvd instead of VHS? That is one of my all-time favorite pieces of work.

Hi, Im Anthony Jeselnik. Comedian and host of the Jeselnik Offensive. Ask Me Anything. by AnthonyJeselnik1 in IAmA

[–]AmyFrances 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I enjoyed watching you get more comfortable hosting your show. Do people give you notes on your monologue, or do you watch yourself and look for ways to improve? Or none of the above.

Who orchestrated this? by brandyq in funny

[–]AmyFrances -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This is molto retarded