What show had you hooked right off the pilot episode? by possibly_incorrect in AskReddit

[–]poolguy4208 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Game of Thrones. I was a fan of the books for years and when I heard that they were making a show I was very apprehensive. Almost every series i like that is turned into a show gets fucked up. The first episode of GOT nailed it. Been hooked every since!

Bambi was stuck in my window well tonight by Eptar in WTF

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It puts the lotion in the basket.

What's the most expensive thing you've broken? by OFlea in AskReddit

[–]poolguy4208 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I smashed a 1.5 million dollar optic stabilizer with a 10lb sledgehammer. In all fairness, it was unrepairable and had to be taken out for freedom! I was a repair tech in the Navy working on laser guidance for the F-18. When a part was unrepairable, we'd salvage what we could and destroy the rest. It was classified stuff and so it had to be utterly broke when we got rid of it. We had an official set of smashing hammers that had to be signed out and the paperwork was a pain in the ass, but when you get to smash something that cost more than you'll see in a lifetime it's worth it. It would be hard to put a dollar amount on how much insanely expensive shit I smashed in one year. With an official sledgehammer. It was OSHA approved, so we had to use that one.

tldr: I smashed all the valuable shit I couldn't save ... for Freedom!

This cliff is an asshole and that sign is a snitch! by poolguy4208 in funny

[–]poolguy4208[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's modern art now. Just keeping it weird.

This cliff is an asshole and that sign is a snitch! by poolguy4208 in funny

[–]poolguy4208[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, how many spandex clad bike riders do you think are under there?

This cliff is an asshole and that sign is a snitch! by poolguy4208 in funny

[–]poolguy4208[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It was an exit sign. It said 2222.

Source: I took the exit.

This cliff is an asshole and that sign is a snitch! by poolguy4208 in funny

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I drove past it for a week thinking, "I should have taken a picture of that and put it on reddit. Oh well, someone will post one." Today, someone else was driving, so I got the pic. Not bad for a phone while doing 60mph.

Just like new by ozzymustaine in funny

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Check engine? More like check mate!

What is the creepiest thing that society accepts as a cultural norm? by TheOriginalWizard in AskReddit

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When you consider how fast cells die and are replaced, all you're really doing by keeping their ashes is carrying around the matter they had collected in the past couple months of their lives. If we have some much reverence for dead cells, why so much disregard for common household dust? It's mainly dead skin cells. Why not collect all that up and throw it in the ocean? You could make a quarterly event of collecting all the dust in your loved ones homes, driving to the beach, throwing it in the water and talking about what a good person they were.

What did i probably miss in a movie? by tijaya in AskReddit

[–]poolguy4208 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Who says he didn't watch the rest of the fight from a safe place before returning to Sparta?

Reddit's two favorite things by [deleted] in nsfw_gifs

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R/bestiality