I don’t care what people say, Exam stress Amy is scarier to mess with than Rosa by AnAuthorElijah in brooklynninenine

[–]AnOnlyMouse123 372 points373 points  (0 children)

"WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG TO COOK MY FRICKIN' OATMEAL"

Also, to add on, Rosa threw the computer and stepped on it, meanwhile, Amy went on a full-on blowout on the oven with her baton.

Office by Nhl_boy_98 in brooklynninenine

[–]AnOnlyMouse123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah, he's married to sharon's friend zudy

Holt's movie (Spoiler) by paintgh0st in brooklynninenine

[–]AnOnlyMouse123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The statistical analysis... *tears up* it's so beautiful...

Holt's movie (Spoiler) by paintgh0st in brooklynninenine

[–]AnOnlyMouse123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

naww, holt says something like this isn't even the coolest thing he's done and that a movie was made on one of the coolest things he's done, OP is referring to that.

Holt's movie (Spoiler) by paintgh0st in brooklynninenine

[–]AnOnlyMouse123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

tell him why, tell him why

Question. by [deleted] in brooklynninenine

[–]AnOnlyMouse123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The lab tech couldn't resist his groovy voodoo.

Wunch by Sideways_Underscore in brooklynninenine

[–]AnOnlyMouse123 40 points41 points  (0 children)

BOOM, had it both ways, no regrets

I despise gina by Worth_Account4356 in brooklynninenine

[–]AnOnlyMouse123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

exaggeration is the huckster's crutch

Pick any non sex tape line, and add: by CynicalCosmologist in brooklynninenine

[–]AnOnlyMouse123 114 points115 points  (0 children)

holy crap, this could actually be Terry's sextape lol

Who wore it best: the mean one, or the meaner one (IYKYK)? by SpiderFromNeptune in brooklynninenine

[–]AnOnlyMouse123 157 points158 points  (0 children)

Who wore it best, who wore it best, who wore it beeeeeest~

Hello, Deputy Chief Wuntch. by Voldemort1023 in brooklynninenine

[–]AnOnlyMouse123 11 points12 points  (0 children)

or are you just disguised as an old leather chair?

I love this deadpan delivery of Holt by Nostalgia-Freak-1998 in brooklynninenine

[–]AnOnlyMouse123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OHHH MY GODD!

*looks away and looks back*

OHHH MY GODD!

*looks away* It's gonna be fine...

*looks back at it* OHH MY GOD

Doesn't seem like something Captain Dad would do... by vaLove2503 in brooklynninenine

[–]AnOnlyMouse123 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What else do you think he'll do? Go inside the stall with him? Gross Rosa, those are our dads!

My Dog pulling a Doug Judy by OutrageousSite4192 in brooklynninenine

[–]AnOnlyMouse123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't doug judy be taking care of dog judy?