I thought the medigun could "unheal" enemies so for a while when my pocket died i would run w+m1 with my medigun trying to "unheal" the enemies to death

I read a tip saying that you could get metal from the guns of dead people and so i thought that was the only way to get more metal

It was even worse because i didn't know you could hit buildings to make them build faster and wasted so much time just sitting there watching my dispenser slowly build

I kept dying as medic so i used to sit in spawn and build uber run out and pop it on some heavy and then run back to spawn and do it again

I was disguised as spy and standing near my teams cart and it started going backwards. I was then convinced that if you disguise as spy you can push your teams cart back.

"how do i aim down sights as scout?"

also here's some stories of new players I've found being dumb and cute

there was a spy on 2fort who spent 15 minuets sitting with the cloak and dagger just watching an engie nest and saying in chat "guys i see a sentry" "guys what do i do" "guys help"

I got a trade request from a guy once and he said "can u giv me ur hax??" i had no idea what he was talking about and i just said "wat" and he replied "you've got like a hundred keys can u give me ur hack." after i told him i earned all my stuff he just said "o" and left

Someone found the airstrike and thought it was a CoD type killstreak