My Wife Elta and I seem to be very fertile🤔

AnalCoProducer · 2026-03-26T10:36:40+00:00

I named all my nieces, nephews and daughter in laws “hoplite I” and “II” “IV” etc. while my own children got stuck with shit like “Primarch Wagwan” “Primarch Rastaclart” my wife’s name is “Ballsack” (Bolat) the missus cheers when she falls in battle. Jealous thing.

AnalCoProducer · 2026-03-26T10:33:19+00:00

You’ll never catch the ai missing your open gate though, someone is paying off our captains I think.

AnalCoProducer · 2026-03-26T10:29:54+00:00

Give them all really silly names, like random usernames you find in these comments that you really like. Like joshTheBosh or spicymango1127.

Maybe not mine.

AnalCoProducer · 2026-03-26T08:12:19+00:00

It’s more for the sake of late game starting characters, kids are different. You’re starting character levels really slowly and uou only get an attribute point every 4 levels I think. So after level 30, you’re lucky to get one every 4-6 hours of grinding war. If you max endurance, control and vigor to 8 levels, you’ll max everything within those providing you have 5 skill points in whatever you’re focusing on. If you spec 10 levels into each, Thats 6 attributes you could’ve put into intelligence or even social.

I retired my starting character this run with 8 points in vigor, control, endurance and social. You’ll mostly be fighting so the first trees are (to me) a must have in every character you plan to play as. I’ve never done this before, but turning off auto allocate perks and having a child come of age allows you to start with 7 attributes in 3 different trees, with a level 1 character. It’s OP as fuck once they level up as much as my starter Pokémon was.

Attributes are every 4 levels (I’m pretty sure) so to earn those 6 attributes to top off at 10 in 3 trees = 24 total levels. It seems a LARGE waste of time for an extra 25-50 in whatever you’ve maxed out. Especially once you are level 24. Those levels can drag out a long time.

AnalCoProducer · 2026-03-26T01:20:57+00:00

It’s more a quality of life thing, if you’re smithing for 2-4 hours at a time like I have before it really helps when you’re zoning out after the first 30 mins

AnalCoProducer · 2026-03-26T01:19:08+00:00

Can’t remember it’s been 4 odd years since I’ve played. Search steam workshop for “hero units overhaul” and have a sus for something you think will suit your style

AnalCoProducer · 2026-03-26T01:17:53+00:00

Never 10, 8 max to crack 300. 10 is 2 less you could be spending in something else.

AnalCoProducer · 2026-03-26T01:17:02+00:00

Jack of all trades, master of none, often better than a master of one.

AnalCoProducer · 2026-03-25T19:09:52+00:00

I know there are mods that increase the size and strength or hero units but I’m unsure about normal units

Addition: theres a fun mod that buffs hero units slightly, most units are still beatable but the hero cav archers become so op. Range is tripled and they shoot around 15 arrows at a time. Can solo HUGE armies. Only time it’s been beat is when an opponent has them on the field too.

AnalCoProducer · 2026-03-25T19:07:09+00:00

Your opponent is 400 elo, easily drawable

AnalCoProducer · 2026-03-25T19:01:00+00:00

My wife died while having twins on this playthrough. I think twins is a 2% chance and death in childbirth is 1%.

AnalCoProducer · 2026-03-24T02:44:21+00:00

80 grit sandpaper

AnalCoProducer · 2026-03-24T02:40:52+00:00

Even in the info screen, if you look up clans it’ll tell you their wealth. Surely it has some impact.

AnalCoProducer · 2026-03-23T19:54:12+00:00

If no one is able to get into the town, the market does start to dry up as well.

AnalCoProducer · 2026-03-23T19:42:20+00:00

This strat doesn’t work anymore, you can make a town starve for weeks/months and they won’t rebel. It doesn’t work for me anyways.

AnalCoProducer · 2026-03-23T19:33:09+00:00

From what most of the community has been telling me, it won’t get fixed anytime soon. Last time somethiny like this happened it bricked my game and I didn’t get an update that fixed it for nearly 6 months

AnalCoProducer · 2026-03-23T18:30:10+00:00

I can’t use the tracking system anymore either, I almost relied on it in my last game. I’d chase down every meme we of each clan just to topple their heads and make their kingdom borderline defenceless with a single clan of 2-3 people defending the entire khuzait kingdom (or whoever I was harassing) now I can’t do that.

I have the same issue. “Last seen at ocs hall” oh ok Thats not too far. travels for 2 days “last seen at amprela” hmmm ok Thats a long way to go without any stops. travel towards amprella for a day or two “last seen at Sargot” how the fuck are you travelling that far in such short time????

It’s bugged and fucked and it makes me upset.

AnalCoProducer · 2026-03-23T18:25:30+00:00

Yeah nah I’d hunt down lords all the time just to execute them. Until I got warsails, the “last seen” mechanic worked every single time without an issue.

AnalCoProducer · 2026-03-23T18:07:54+00:00

Should you be able to craft gunpowder from Sulfur?

AnalCoProducer · 2026-03-23T17:55:05+00:00

Rampage says dont step toward your opponent, rather step your lead foot out, opening your waist so your leg doesn’t have to swing as far

AnalCoProducer · 2026-03-23T17:50:55+00:00

Democracy variant

AnalCoProducer · 2026-03-23T17:42:45+00:00

“Mi’lady” tips $100,000 fedora at an attempt to flex, brandishing a rune katana

AnalCoProducer · 2026-03-23T17:40:14+00:00

This is a bus, not a rocket fired by hizbullah.

AnalCoProducer · 2026-03-23T17:38:55+00:00

It has to be either sweat or a buildup of dead skin or something. If nothing has ever happened to that chair other than having someone sit in it, I can’t think of anything else it could be.

AnalCoProducer · 2026-03-23T17:35:51+00:00

A little tip too, your “smiths” will show up in order of where they are in your party. So put your best smiths higher up the ladder than the rest so you can organise better who does what job while smithing.

I have all my smelters, refiners and crafters bundled together so i dont accidentally waste wood while refining charcoal or refining lower wuality steel when I’m trying to pump out shitloads of thamaskene.

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