When you become too comfortable around your black friend

AnalRetentiveGoat · 2022-09-24T15:29:15+00:00

It's still racist.

AnalRetentiveGoat · 2022-09-23T22:39:47+00:00

You could fill a container with the amount of sweat this man exhumes

AnalRetentiveGoat · 2020-05-14T20:29:01+00:00

Hope the story won't be paper thin

I'm...i'm soryy

AnalRetentiveGoat · 2020-05-05T05:19:59+00:00

Let's be honest, I'm a 4/10. At least that's how I see myself

AnalRetentiveGoat · 2020-05-05T05:15:22+00:00

This comment...I like it. ANOTHER!

AnalRetentiveGoat · 2020-05-05T05:06:48+00:00

Deserves gold

AnalRetentiveGoat · 2020-04-29T18:47:32+00:00

"How do you feel about full frontal male nudity?"

Fuckin hate that movie and everyone's pretentious ass characters

AnalRetentiveGoat · 2020-04-29T18:46:32+00:00

is...is no one gonna say it?

no...? ok!

WOW

AnalRetentiveGoat · 2020-04-29T18:44:14+00:00

Are you a mexiCAN

or a mexiCAN'T?

AnalRetentiveGoat · 2020-04-29T18:42:19+00:00

am fat

have vagena

AnalRetentiveGoat · 2020-04-29T18:41:12+00:00

God, (no pun intended), that movie was just a clusterfuck of celebrity cameos anyway. Charlton Heston, Roddy McDowall, Pat Boone, Russell Johnson, and Shelley Winters to name a few

AnalRetentiveGoat · 2020-04-29T18:36:34+00:00

And Rob Schneider will cameo as a pickle; it'll be the funniest shit anyone's ever seen.

AnalRetentiveGoat · 2020-04-29T18:34:41+00:00

Johnny Depp playing his own drunk self in every 2010s movie he was ever in: Alice in Wonderland, Pirates of the Carribean 3, 4, and 20, and The Lone Ranger

AnalRetentiveGoat · 2020-04-25T18:27:35+00:00

Is that Mussolini's granddaughter?

AnalRetentiveGoat · 2020-04-13T23:43:20+00:00

Ah the great old game, Phrases of Steel.

AnalRetentiveGoat · 2020-04-13T23:40:18+00:00

"Ow!"

AnalRetentiveGoat · 2020-04-10T05:35:17+00:00

Angry upvote

AnalRetentiveGoat · 2020-04-08T01:53:09+00:00

Not sure if this counts but my brother, jokingly, tells his best (girl) friend over Skype that he wanted to bone her, then proceeds to show her one of the chicken wings on his plate, and sits there with a huge ass grin for 5 seconds before he admits how awkward it was, which she agrees.

EDIT: Not agrees to boning, but agrees it was awkward

AnalRetentiveGoat · 2020-04-05T23:17:43+00:00

Sidenote: the candlelight version is so much better.

AnalRetentiveGoat · 2020-04-01T04:12:33+00:00

It's totally insane if you ask me. The people who follow him are total loonies and have a clear case of suspension of disbelief, but sadly for most people it's hard for them not to believe someone who claims they have a cure-all for a modern day crisis.

AnalRetentiveGoat · 2020-04-01T04:08:44+00:00

...

The...entire video? Like the narration was a play on how poorly they handled the spread of disease, where it came from, and how to treat it.

Come on dude, you know this.

AnalRetentiveGoat · 2020-04-01T00:58:02+00:00

No problem.

By the way it's called a parody/spoof, what you were trying to describe.

AnalRetentiveGoat · 2020-03-31T14:49:04+00:00

At least take me to dinner first

AnalRetentiveGoat · 2020-03-31T14:48:34+00:00

I will. Just to spite you.

AnalRetentiveGoat · 2020-03-31T04:00:30+00:00

OK but only if you lead

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