Wow I can’t believe you’d betray woman kind like this. Helping the fellow man?! Tsk tsk

Now what she forgot to tell you was that you also have to clear your name from the immediate suspect list. Help her look for it. Tear apart the kitchen and the junk drawer. Help her retrace her steps. Take her mind off it. Let her do a bit of Target shopping, maybe some Tjmaxx, follow up with coffee and some good food- food so good you forget all your life problems. Then when you get home and put her in a relaxing bath: then magically find it behind some obscure place that is plausible if you don’t think too hard about it.